Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

Occasional sufferer of moderate Charlie Brown level existential angst. Keen amateur tea drinker. Owner of a rapidly slowing metabolism & perpetually wonky legs.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

@Cele__Audu Nuh-uh. Jackie Brown.

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@BigBillMoon Just so you can put this kinda stuff in your diary or on your dream board next time.

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@MartinRJay @CarlNicholls6 @megynkelly @MegynKellyShow Whatever gets you through the night, mate.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

Chefs aren't cool. Nobody's buying that you are. You don't make art, you make dinner. Very nice dinner maybe, but dinner. Sit doon. #riseoftherockstarchef

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

I'm getting much better at picking up on the subtle details of something that give it away as A.I 🔎🧐

[Hayruş yâu @gorcovic]

En iyisi bu olmuş jdjdjdjd

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@SaltyGoat17 I just think it's a cultural difference. We arrest our sexual predators, you elect em President. Different strokes for different folks is all

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How yer da decides if he cares about women being assaulted.

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@BlacksNeff Good point. They should take swift action on those mentioned in the Epstein files like in the U.S with......uh......*shuffles thru notes*.....um......aw well listen you must've arrested someone. Surely you didn't let the files come out and do the square root of fuck all. Did you?

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

@attiep85 We arrest our predators, you elect em President. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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Russell Brand sentencing day. Hope they throw the bookywook at him.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

Fair to say at 3-2 and a man down I was struggling to get my hopes up. Ever since then I've been struggling to get my erection down.

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@jakeshieldsajj Even if you consented to have sex with him Jake, it doesn't mean others did.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

Bold facial hair choice tonight of all nights 🤔 #bbcqt

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

@robinmonotti A predator is in jail, quit your whining.

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@TrentPrice112 So anti-globalist rapists get a pass?

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

@lesthecroc Matt Lucas is a bit of a reach, no?

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee]

He's just a goth Jimmy Saville,
Goth Jimmy Saaaviiiiile,
He's just gothhh Jimmy Saviiile

#russellbrand

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Poppy's are shite this year eh? Daft wee stick on numbers. Might as well slap a post-it note that says "Mind the wars?" on your chest.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s elon mosque now