Andy Dowling 🇺🇦

Occasional sufferer of moderate Charlie Brown level existential angst. Keen amateur tea drinker. Owner of a rapidly slowing metabolism & perpetually wonky legs.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

Disability sucks but Cerebral Paul Z is an absolutely cracking rap name, so swings and roundabouts really.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@KyleKulinski Yes sir, we'll change this 163 year old rule of the world's most popular sport immediately sir, apologies for the mild inconvenience.

(Love you man, big fan, you're absolutely shit hot on politics, but on football your only the first half of that)

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@SadVikes Do me a favour. All your sports are just cover versions of European sports, slowed down with added time outs and padding.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

Legends 🫡😢 #capeverde #worldcup

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@timmys24 Doesn't the NFL stop playing specifically for tv advertisements? I'd give that the dumb edge tbh.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

😍 🇨🇻

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@yinzer_g Soccer is the most popular sport in the world, we don't need to win you over or convince you of anything. It's probably the country with a 'World' Series that 90% of the actual world doesn't care about that could use a bit sporting rethink, no?

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@EssexPR Get a life big fella.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

Croatia done considerably dirty there.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

I'll never understand why their fans sing for the King to encourage #England. There's nothing in the stats to suggest he's crucial to this team at all.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@wainy7841860 @newzee1234 @KDKSportsPhotos Came here to say this but you've done a fine job. A very fine job indeed.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@DeanPMitchell @victimsofcomics That's what to do mate. We'll try and soldier on, just the 3.5 billion of us. 🫡

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@RhettReese Shoosh.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

Why does Douglas Murray always speak with the cadence of a Bond villain telling you his plan because unbeknownst to you, you've already been drugged. 🤔

[Lexa @Alexaxfcb]

El mejor meme que he visto hasta ahora del mundial 😭😭😭

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

Frampton Nègligèe would be tax avoidance name.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

@BenVolin VAR rules: Incorrect

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

The real life Jenny - inspiration for Paolo Nutini's early noughties hit, 'Jenny Don't Hasty' in which he asks her not to let their age gap end a relationship - was 87 at the time of the songs release. #songfacts #behindthemusic

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

What a turn around from this ancient #belgium side. #worldcup

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@AllisonPearson Everyone hates you too Allison, to be fair.

[Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 @AndyDee]

If I was a colour commentator on the fitba, I would say "Naw, not for me" in response to the replays of ever single foul I witness. Even pure disgusting leg breakers.