Andy Endean

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@TheRichFromCali No. But only because he’s going to try his absolute hardest to destroy America (and with it, much of the rest of the world). Fortunately he’s such a massive fuck up and a failure that I can’t see him succeeding.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@bagsfan75_Tony Proper back bacon. Not that mediocre streaky stuff.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@EMusk67673 No; there are stories (I believe apocryphal) of certain types of frog that give a hallucinogenic effect when you lick them. This was in truth just a very small frog in a pond in the UK, where most of our wildlife is pretty benign (although a badger can give a nasty nip).

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

Gary Barlow’s son with a giant frog.

[Maidstone United @maidstoneunited]

🌪️🌪️🌪️ @charlieseaman99

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@Sanscer_ @SnuffReel @ruggyscruggy Somebody doesn’t know what “objectively” means.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@ruggyscruggy The flag of The Seychelles is awesome. 🇸🇨

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@maidstoneunited I finish work in Maidstone at 6pm. Do you reckon I can make it down to Torquay in time for kick off?

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@Christo03770888 Oh, Bevis! I thought you were so rugged!

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@darwintojesus @Lilith_Atheist “Don’t know history”? Yet you claim Christianity gave us hospitals and universities? The ancient Greeks, Romans and even on the Indian subcontinent. What a stupid thing to say.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@darwintojesus I think the Greeks were there first on most of those things. And “objective morality” invented religion, not the other way around:
“You should act in this way for the good of everyone”
“I don’t want to behave that way”
“Then an invisible man in the sky will send you to hell”

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@Sophia_Nyx

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@wendelltalks There is nothing to steal from a theistic world view.

Except for daydreams and fairy tales of course.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@anon_opin Hey, don’t be so glum. There’s plenty of good stuff too! Like… er… Nectar points?

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@HowThingsWork_ Looks more like the final checks AFTER closing the door to me.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@anon_opin Weasel should be spelt weasle. It looks so much better that way.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@TheMekon_Venus Dixons didn’t go bust the same way most (all?) of the other stores shown here did. The stores were rebranded as https://t.co/eHALCnNTZV and then again as Currys PC World. The parent company (Dixons Stores Group) merged with Carphone Warehouse and is now simply known as Currys.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@GRCinemaTicket 3.5, it’s a good film.

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@THERussellGrant Why is she dressed as Luigi in the first picture?

[Andy Endean @AndyEndean]

@maidstoneunited beat Ipswich Town.
Ipswich Town beat Spurs.

That means Maidstone are better that Tottenham Hotspur

🟨⬛️ Come on you Stones!