Andrew Foss

[Vandammit @ChaosAgent_42]

They just drained the swamp...I mean the pool.

Oh, look. Tire tracks. I wonder which terrorist left those..

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Oh, there was vandalism. And trump did it.

[Chiefs Mama 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💛❤️ @bling_momma]

Reflecting Pool drained again, revealing tire tracks from Trump's convoy...vandalism MY ASS!!!

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

Tommy Tuberville voted in a state where his tax records show he no longer lived. https://t.co/RznfVBtUXT

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

all far right content is stuff like “we should live in the pristine countryside” and meanwhile they’re literally destroying all of it

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

SportsCenter is putting the spotlight on a man who raped a woman so badly she needed a tampon surgically removed. They're putting laughing emojis.

I still don't understand what they say by 'rape allegations ruin your life' when I look at trump or McGregor.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Let's not forget that Mitch McConnell called for the immediate replacement of Ruth Bader Ginsburg less than two hours after her death was announced.

He has always been an asshole.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Stupid ppl hiring stupid ppl to bamboozle stupid ppl whilst they distract from their grifting, incompetence, and allegations of pedophilia.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨NEWS: The Trump DOJ has subpoenaed New York Times reporters Julian E. Barnes, Eric Lipton, Tyler Pager, and Eric Schmitt after they reported on security concerns involving Trump’s new Qatari-donated Air Force One.

According to the Times, some subpoenas were delivered by federal agents at the journalists’ homes. The newspaper called it a “brazen act” and warned it is an attempt to intimidate reporters and undermine press freedom.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: The internet erupts in laughter after Trump declares, “Inflation is defeated. America is respected again like never before.”

FACT CHECK: Groceries cost more. Rent costs more. Inflation is up. And the world hates his f*cking guts.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The same people hiding Mitch McConnell’s corpse are awfully quiet after spending years screaming about dead people voting and collecting government checks.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

This is not a record for Pete Hegseth or the U.S. Navy to be proud of.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Can’t afford your rent or mortgage?

How selfish.

The President has a ballroom to build.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We bailed him out when he was about to go bankrupt and then he screwed us all.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Is anyone the slightest bit surprised by this?

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 Chris Richards’ mother on paying for football in America:

"When the economy crashed in 2009, we lost everything and were pinching pennies every week. I remember Chris handing me a letter that said if we didn't pay his soccer fees, he wouldn't get to play. I was so embarrassed.”

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

So far this morning, Trump has...

• Declared the ceasefire over
• Threatened to commit war crimes against Iran
• Suspended trade with Spain
• Accused the 'Islamic Republic of Japan' of launching 111 missiles
• Referred to Zelenskyy as 'President Putin'
• Said he is number one on 'Tic Tack'
• Claimed prices are down on everything
• Suggested the U.S. should have carpet-bombed Khomenei's funeral
• Mentioned taking over Kharg Island
• Removed Syria from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list
• Praised China, Russia, and Turkey while disparaging NATO
• Tanked the markets

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
George Orwell, 1984

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨TRUMP HAS SEVERAL MENTAL LAPSES ON CAMERA

WTF. Trump just called it the "Islamic Republic of Japan," and called Zelenskyy “President Putin.” He even mispronounced Obama’s name.

WHERE IS JAKE TAPPER’S BOOK?