Andy Hamilton

Personal Trainer by day. Comedian by night. Like a shite superhero.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic All I can say is thank fuck it isn’t Naismith, Benitez or Martinez. Literally scraping the barrel with those 3.
Favours a 3-4-1-2 which will be interesting to see!

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic Nah, Motherwell so good they’ve got their under 14’s side on the bench. Love to see it!

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

Surprised Sergio didn’t abandon the World Cup & just go start battering the Argentinians…

[حمد نيويورك @i_7md]

يلعن ام الارث ياعيال… ويلعن ام اللقطه الايقونية… راموس داخل بالكاس ولاعبين اسبانيا يحيونه وميسي والارجنتينيين بالخلفيه يصيحون… والله عظمه ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

If this is the BBC’s way of trying to get people to pay their TV license understand why so many are fucking it off.

Cringeworthy.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic Looks like she’s adopting R9 & Ronaldinho.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

Have we not learnt anything from history.

Kids are fucking awful at singing.

Let’s not do this again FIFA.

It’s absolute dug shite.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@FreddyQuinne Same helmets absolutely wanking off about signing a striker who’s scored 4 goals in 5 seasons cause his stats are “amazing.”

Shut up nerd. These cunts are ruining football.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

😂😂😂

[The ABZ Football Podcast ⭐⭐ @AbzPodcast]

Yogane's reaction to this is meme worthy.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic Did she get her face stuck in a shower curtain?

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic And they keep asking why us Scot’s are ABE. 😂

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

This is football. ❤️

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

When the Netherlands team visited a hospital with sick children, Noah Ohio saw one kid who’s favourite player was Jude Bellingham. 🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

So he rang Bellingham and this happened. ❤️🧡

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic I fucking hope so!

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

INTAE EVERY SHOWER OF SHITE WE PLAY…

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Tennent’s Lager have just released their World Cup advert today.

Feels like the hype train is really coming together.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic Champions League qualification. Europa League winner & World Cup winner by the end of it! 😉

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic @KevWilson08 You know the pricks gonna pick 3 extra goalies. Just in case.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

Looking forward to their three-hee draw with Wolves…

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

Standard Steve Clarke.

Picks two that have the lowest output at the top end of the pitch.

Both of who definitely have naughty pics of Steve to blackmail their way to the WC. No other reasoning behind it.

[SCOTBALL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scotball_]

The Scotland Strikers Debate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I've recently been seeing a lot of clamour for different strikers to make Scotland's World Cup squad.

I've sorted a list of potential candidates ranked by league goals this season.

If you had to pick just 4 from this list, who would you go for?

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@RoyalMail genuinely one of the most useless help services I have experienced. Literally zero help whatsoever. Thank you for your service. 😂

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic Clarke doesn’t think anything other than Dykes & Adams. Between them they’ve scored 8 goals this season. Both must have dirty pics of Clarke for blackmail.
Stewart & McBurnie should be on the plane as both have been playing brilliantly!

[Andy Hamilton @AndyHamiComedy]

@marknelsoncomic