Andy Kaufman 🇺🇲

TCU Alum / Food Truck Operator / foodie
Runner / rescue dog lover / homeowner
DIY Junkee / Concert-goer / Smot Poker
Goodwill Hunter / Music Addict / Livin! 🤙

[Skriptkeeper Music @Skriptkeeper17]

I swear i'm not black, killing or dooming. It's just the way the cards are landing today with my algorithm.
#90daylockdown

[BMcArthur @bmcarthur20]

Donald Trump and Republicans are the ones who should feel embarrassed.

But hey, you'd need a conscience.

WATCH:

#DemsUnited #VoteBlue

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@ElofsonJess I just can't wait for midterms to be over.... It's taking for fucking ever.

[News to Remember @allchronology]

I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.

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@IAmNehaBhart @grok

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@texasrunnerDFW @FoxUSNews Here's a classic you can read up on....

(Former nurse's aide Chante Jawan Mallard struck 37-year-old Gregory Glenn Biggs with her car on October 26, 2001, in Fort Worth, Texas.)

PEOPLE ARE FUCT

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@texasrunnerDFW @FoxUSNews Go drive in Dallas, every thing is possible
It's such dangerous place I stop driving at night

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@ElofsonJess Gas shortages are coming to lock us down during midterm elections

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@ElofsonJess Charlie Kirk did... he stood up to it

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@ElofsonJess "We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.”

- Benjamin Franklin

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@ElofsonJess @FmrRepMTG Isn't that what the illuminati wanted back in the day? To illuminate the masses so we could work all hours and be a slave to outsourced power? As opposed to fire for light oil provided cheap (and plentiful) source to keep everybody enslaved or what you call a "Monopoly"

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@ElofsonJess What's the Over+/-Under until some dumbfuck tries to replicate that stunt?

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@shipwreckshow What does he have to do with our gas prices? Fuck. That. Guy!

He just started showing up last year like a dude that is trying to break up your parents marriage. Slime ball

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@ElofsonJess Because it's ALL of them. It's their secret oath and exposing it brings IT all down.

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@RealAlexJones @xSaltySatoshi So it's like saying that that person is the greatest but actually the person is the worst? Because "he" is

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This Old Crackhouse Ep. 65

Saturday Morning Crack Elimination

Stay tuned to this Old Crack House

#jokes
#funny
#crack
#usa

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

New Press Sec is Toast

The new garb house Press Secretary Katie Zacharia just unceremoniously smoked herself in the most unbelievable way possible.

How you could be 2 days on the job and blunder this hard already is beyond comprehension.

You will never believe her excuses, not because it's so surprising you can't believe it, but because it is an insult to your intelligence to think any person would actually believe this story.

Katie, unsolicited advice, just admit you lied before it gets any worse.

I've never seen such a quick self-own before. Absolutely insane.

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

Press Sec Criticism is Fair

I've heard every reason why criticism of the new Press Secretary is unfair, but none of them seem to be acknowledging the primary two reasons that people have a problem with this pick already.

False credentials, early signs of inability to do the job effectively.

It's not because her looks, the 4 kids under 8, the questions around the husband's dealings overseas or even the demanding job that doesn't seem to make much sense, considering.

It's those two things.

Why did it take the public 5 seconds to realize this, but acknowledging this basic reality is somehow an "attack" because of her looks or something?

Can we just be honest?

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@LexisDeanna Here's Something you'll never see in a gym....

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@ElofsonJess The day Hegseth changed his door and name plates to "Sec. Of War" was probably when shit actually got ugly (Sept. 5, 2025 🤔)