Andrew Ladd

Everyone thinks they can eat a whole pizza, but when they get their chance few actually do.

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@Logitech I bought these products with the understanding that this is supported and have been disappointed with your attention to this issue. Many have complained about it, but we have not received a response.

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This may be the best thing I have ever watched.

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OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"

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@tiihafe @Patriots @CameronNewton @TomBrady This is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Tom Broke protocol all summer.

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The President of the United States is an open white supremacist. If you want to debate any other policies pick another candidate, because I’m not moving beyond that.

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Andy Reid needs some windshield wipers

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. @PFTCommenter my girlfriend took this artsy photo of an empty bottle of Mad Dog on the street and wanted you to have it. 📷@destroylentils

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#Quarantine when you don’t know if you stained your shirt today, or one of the last 7 times you wore it this week.

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Day 29: My dentist just emailed me postponing my appointment. Jokes on them, I wasn’t going to that appointment anyway.

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Day 28: I just learned quasimodo is not a @starwars character.

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Day 27: I just typed my own name into Instagram and followed every Andrew Ladd one the site. You would NOT believe all the things we have in common.

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Day 26: Stay the Eff home.
#SocialDistancing #StayHome

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Day 25: Can you develop agoraphobia this late in life?

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Day 25: The Stockholm Syndrome is starting to kick in. I’m falling in love with my shitty apartment.

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Day24: I Opened my @zoom_us interview yesterday with “hello and happy distancing”. Needless to say I did not get hired.

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Day 22: I have started calling my apartment the bunker. My girlfriend does not think it’s funny.

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Day 21: Remember when everyone hated 2016 because all the celebrities were dying. Those were the days.

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Day 18: Turns out it’s actually been 20 days.

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Day 17: Not gonna lie, turns out a big reason I take showers is because other people are gonna see me.

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Because of that generic @piratesbooty at @WholeFoods I have uttered the line “don’t come home with that fake booty, I can taste the difference”, to my mother. It still haunts me to this day.

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@GeoffPhilroy Too many UMass Amherst grads

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Why bother bagging the dog poop if you were just gonna leave it in the middle of the sidewalk? #southie