Andy Lamb

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

qaEngineerWalksIntoaBar https://t.co/X3aAY7xQNo

[Andy Lamb @AndyLamb_]

@SamuelBrockie @AnaKrivolapova I thought so too, so built a generator for them. https://t.co/WeWefgYZcX

[Jessica Kerr @jessitron]

In the medium to long term, getting better is more important than being good.

[GitHub @github]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- that PR with 14,276 changes
- the time you force pushed to main

[Andy Lamb @AndyLamb_]

@johnzabroski I stopped updating it when VS support for DGML was moved to Enterprise only, but I've put the code on GitHub now if you want to take a look, update it, etc. https://t.co/0N7hUHQZKP

[Andy Lamb @AndyLamb_]

The Expression Debug Visualizer 1.0.0 is available from the Visual Studio Extension Gallery : https://t.co/UYPNcjhAs0

[Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy]

If IBM decides to merge Terraform and Ansible, would that be Terrible?

[@ardalis.com on BlueSky @ardalis]

I've shared this story many times in my classes:

[DEV Community @ThePracticalDev]

It's Wednesday!!!!!!

[tom robinson @tlrobinson]

Wait, what.

[Arian van Putten @ProgrammerDude]

cat is the most misused thing by programmers new to linux. I cringe every time someone uses it wrong in a bash script. Thread below with proper uses of cat only

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Marcus Aurelius once said…

“Employ jQuery as a Stoic uses wit: sparingly, yet with profound impact. Let your selectors be precise, your animations smooth, and remember, much like life's challenges, there's likely a plugin for that..”

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

'The hardest problem in computer science is not being an opinionated jerk about everything.' -- @ntakayama

[Paweł Stadnicki @florence_dev]

half of the #fsharp community cannot find F# job for themself, the second half cannot find F# devs for their projects. This is by design as the language does not support circular dependencies. The job market just does not compile.

[Lewis Menelaws @LewisMenelaws]

Just bought a new monitor.

Still can’t fit my Java Class names in it.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

you can just read this and become a senior software engineer

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

How tech debt is born:

[David Fowler @davidfowl]

I’m a very “start from first principles kinda person” vs “start with a template” kinda person

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Dynamic typing: The belief that you can't explain to a computer why your code works, but you can keep track of it all in your head." – Chris Martin

[Milan Jovanović @mjovanovictech]

I spent 3 days optimizing a poorly performing API endpoint.

From 𝟲𝘀 ➡➡➡ 𝟬.𝟰𝘀

Here's what I learned:

- Focus on bottlenecks first (biggest payoff)
- Reduce the number of round trips
- Caching as a last resort (complexity)
- Parallelize external calls if they don't depend on each other

How do you approach performance optimization?