Andrew Morosky

President of the Ken Bone fan club | UD ‘22

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It’s gonna be really hard to stay 6ft apart when I’m sitting on Mall Santa’s lap

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You drop an airpod and that shit moves like a chef boyardee can

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I fucking love being wrong

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It makes me sad that we’re never getting another Mac miller album

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Santa just sent me an email saying he loved the zyns and sugar free white monster I left out for him last night

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Doing 60 on the freeway with a foot out the window

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sorry I was late guys, I was reviving the tradition of planking

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Pour one out for a real one tonight

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I’m available on weekends

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My car in the Mad Max apocalypse will be a 2012 Honda CRV

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Chocolate. Good!
Ice cream. Good!
Chocolate ice cream. Bad 🤮

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Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

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In the next ten years, I have a better chance of being at the Oscar’s than Will Smith

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It makes me sad that we’re never getting another Mac miller album

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My favorite meal is a bowl of cereal

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Confession time guys... I was the one who would always take a bite out of the foam footballs 😞

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“Mom you don’t understand, I need to drop out of college so I can pursue my career as an influencer!”

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@kevinthatsit I accept your apology

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I heard the Kia Soul hamsters were performing during halftime at the Super Bowl

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1986 Erie was live as hell

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Can Danny DeVito play a goomba in the Mario movie please

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