Andy Hates Pants

Living in Seattle, organizing workers, cooking stocks, eating garlic raw, and using a lot of mouthwash.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

American #Libertarians have buzzwords, clichés, and… nothing else.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

@HumpyTheSalmon It was all you last night!

[MarK America (マーク)☠️👿 @BigShambowski]

The same James Dobson who once said that fathers need to teach their sons about masculinity by showering with them and showing them daddy's big penis?

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

@InvestWANow

[Vulgar Fireman @VulgarFireman]

I wanted to share video this to assure everyone that this video that was played at the HUD offices by folks angry that President Trump forced back to in office work is FAKE. There is zero evidence that Musk is making Trump suck his toes.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Don’t jeopardize you and yours and/or don’t snitch on anyone. Also just don’t talk to cops. That is all

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

@yub52239429 @daeshikjr Woot woot bath yourself in honey and roll on a fire ant hill.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

@PamDriscoll8 @Albertsons @kroger Thank you for going public with the story that you are a racist POS.

[hannah gais @hannahgais]

BREAKING: Henry Kissinger is dead.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

@Joe_Miz I am curling in on myself until I am an unpenetrable blue ball lobbed at anyone as a bitter message of hopeless grief.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

ok america, let’s get through today without any mass casualty incidents. i think we can do it. everybody just be cool.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

DOOOOMED!

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Every team? Even my beloved Ms?

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

"I feel like every team has the same opportunities when I go into free agency."

-Juan Soto on if the Yankees have an advantage in his free agency

(via @snyyankees)

[whit @whit_y0]

“Why does everyone hate Yankee fans”

Yankee fans:

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

Liberals have spent the past nine years demonizing antifascists—scoffing at our warnings, cheering our repression, and vilifying our tactics. Now that the threat of fascism is impossible to ignore, they clutch their pearls and gasp, “but how could it happen here?”

WE TOLD YOU.

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Security culture matters. #RiseOfTheResistance

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

A hero will rise…

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

In case you have questions on who to root for this World Series

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Hey Harrell, why don’t you stick to things you are good at, like reading statements when local celebrities die?What an absolute POS.

[ashleynerbovig @ashleynerbovig]

NEW: Mayor Bruce Harrell wants to repeal a 2021 law that banned SPD using blast balls at protests.
https://t.co/eKem5IPTI7

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Community questions like why is a public space being given to bigots who are targeting members of the public? #protecttransrights

[Seattle Public Library @SPLBuzz]

Today, we are sharing information about a meeting room booking made at the Central Library that we anticipate will generate community questions, as well as the steps we are taking to ensure our spaces are safe and inclusive. https://t.co/JQxaeLaKGG

[Andy Hates Pants @AndyPants21]

Senga is struggling to get in this
Game #NLCS