it’s Andy Parsnips

you don’t like Beethoven

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@bradsl @HProductiva So basically, I’ve tried it…. So I’m knocking it.

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@bradsl @HProductiva I know what an immersion circulator is, I’ve got a sous vide at home… and the first thing I tried with it, was steaks…

You lose too much moisture and flavour with sous vide-ing steaks.. I use sous vide for things like short ribs and briskets.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@bradsl @HProductiva OR learn how to properly cook different cuts of meat with the basic kitchen tools that most people that live in the western hemisphere would possess.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@SHINNySHOwLIVe @Matthew86990849 Okay, shit for brains

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@TheNorfolkLion You’re a cunt.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@WeAreTheOverlap As much as I love Wrighty, he’s talking absolute bollocks here.

Anderson has been absolutely fantastic for Forest… when you watch him week in, week out, you’ll see exactly what he’s capable of.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@wzxwel It’s literally the shittest ground to visit in the whole of the 92

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@Official_NCFC No music?!

Fixed it for ya.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@tier_1st I can’t listen to that wanker Ty, what did he say?

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@PhilBrophy1 “I’ll take ‘things that never happened’ for $500, Bob”

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@LeeAndersonMP_ If you had more than five brain cells, you’d be able to drum up a calculated response.

But no, you’re the ’working man’s MP’, aren’t you.

Bandwagon jumping, gravy train riding grifter, that’s you in a nutshell.

You’re a disgusting leech, that lacks basic human qualities.

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@BarcaViR @jackhneel You literally pigeonholed an entire gender for not taking accountability…

Given that you capitalised your statement would insinuate your beliefs that women do take accountability for their actions, a trait that is constantly joked within society, day in and day out.

Hmm.🤔

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@BarcaViR @jackhneel Ha ha ha, and you think women take accountability for anything?

You’re deluded.

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@camille_re19802 @beri_grizou Grass.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@pedroelchileno Shouldn’t have time wasted from the 6th minute then.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Touched a nerve? The 3rd biggest club in your own city is trolling you for not winning a trophy that's been available to win for 65 years and they've won 2.

And you genuinely think you're of the same stature of Liverpool or Manchester United? This is Liverpool's cabinet for one trophy and you talk as if you're Real Madrid.

You're an English Atletico Madrid, at best. At best. And it took you a billion to stink the fucking stadium out tonight.

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

@AFC_Notts @dalesilvermat3

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

#PSG, welcome to the club…

If you don’t know what club I’m talking about, then shut up and sit down 😂😂

[it’s Andy Parsnips @AndyParsnips]

“Hey Siri, are Arsenal champions of Europe yet?”

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@PSG_inside Welcome to the club

#NFFC