Andy Pipes

Amateur Potato Chip Critic, Entrepreneur, Semi-Professional Water Polo-ist, and occasional dog sitter for Kirsten Dunst.

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Wife: *walks into apartment*

Me: *halfway done dressing the dog like the velociraptor from Jurassic Park*

Wife: ...

Me: ...

Wife: ...

Me: You’re home early.

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@_DaddyMac16 Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering

Words to live by, my young padawan

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@turkalurk12 @SEC @NCAA Looks like the TAMU Board of Regents saw this and are really taking it to heart

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@turkalurk12 @_DaddyMac16 Spencer and Gavin Newsom’s Basketball Camp for Basketball

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Weekly Staff Meeting

Manager: “Pipes, why does your internet always seems to fail anytime we call on you”

Me: ***kicks router plug from the wall***

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@turkalurk12 @BiasedHouston

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May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.

Happy St. Patrick’s team!! #Sláinte

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@stylishinIT

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@AstrosFansUK @TatisMVPszn @JeffPassan I agree…
*gags just a little bit*
…with the Astros fans?

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*me, watching a professional baking competition, laying on the couch with a beer and a mouth full of taco bell*

You can’t use nougatine as a structure for your tarte aux fraises, it’s going to snap, you FOOL!

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@KrewSafr @King_UNCAGEDD Co-signing @KrewSafr here. Quite possibly the best game I’ve played in years. The world lives and breathes, gameplay is awesome and it’s definitely visually stunning. Wholeheartedly put an approval on it.

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I have many possible responses so here goes:

- So what you’re saying is that someone paid all 4 years tuition up front?

- Glad to see someone finally paid off all the fines I accrued…

- Soon to be announced: Football stadium gets $50m in upgrades

[Mary Hardin-Baylor @UMHB]

UMHB announced today the largest planned gift to the university to-date from donors who wish to remain anonymous. The future estate gift from a Central Texas family will be unrestricted and is currently valued at $50 million.
Read more: https://t.co/vIIH19BW1g

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Upcoming NBA Retirement statements:

“I’d like to thank all bulls, warriors, nets, bucks, mavs, suns, rockets, magic, Beijing ducks, Shanghai sharks, Hiroshima dragonflies, knicks, bulls (again), nuggets, & kings fans for being the greatest fans in the world.”

#NBATradeDeadline

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The worst play call of all time is when Dean Van Horn allowed a college student to run point on a legal battle vs. the South Harmon Institute of Technology.

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@turkalurk12

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@buffalodanny1 @G_Vanderbilt1 @BringBackLee

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@turkalurk12 @TheBrollagioFFL @DrSchimmels @t_reynolds22 @_DaddyMac16 @Horwitch23 I have to believe the Giants just had Aaron autocorrect to Arson and just went with it lol

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