Andy Pitz

Dad, comedian heard on Sirius XM Ch 98 / 97. my fav comedian right now is Paul F. Tompkins. Most interested in comedy, wellness and friendship.

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We are in the honeymoon phase of our divorce

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@anylaurie16 That's cool Laurie. Best wishes and good luck. Who needs all the bs

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@anylaurie16 So funny so far!

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@anylaurie16 Loved that one. Such a great audience and he made the best of it

[Ifeanyi @BabaDClint]

I’m not sure what I just watched but I love it.😅😂

[Carmen Lynch @CarmenComedian]

I just pardoned my mother.

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People still make references to putting such and such "on speed dial" which is just so funny and great. It may never die

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@RyanShead @TonyHinchcliffe I've seen Aubrey Plaza speak in roughly 100 interviews throughout the years and have never heard even a trace of any kind of accent until just now

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@TylerMahanCoe Significant change in my opinion of the guy. What a lame remark. Thanks for the realness as always Tyler

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In 2024 people are upset about what a newspaper is not doing.

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"The world is watching", like we care what they think all of a sudden

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

1970: Wow the future is gonna be awesome

1980: the future is gonna be awesome

2024: The 70’s and 80’s were awesome

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"I hate kids" says more about you than kids

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@anylaurie16 I am so into watching vlogs of people's Amtrak treks. It does look super cool

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@topgunn_99 Ahahah you're the man Paul

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Status: Still no idea what I'm doing but getting a lot better at it

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

If we’re going to continue to along these lines, shouldn’t the man who impregnates a woman who dies because she couldn’t get an abortion be tried for murder?

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The best movie James Earl Jones was in is Coming To America #zamunda #king

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Having the thought while meditating "I'm not very good at this..." is exactly why I need to meditate

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Shaving with a straight razor is really fun if you enjoy visualizing your own murder about 40 times first thing in the morning