Andy Rayment

acts like a twat but she's a top banana

[Andy Rayment @AndyRayment96]

'Ben I've fucked it'

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

The British government learnt of the data leak in August 2023.

24k Afghans secretly granted asylum, costing British taxpayers up to £7 billion.

The government covered it up.

Who was in government?

Home Secretary: Suella Braverman

Immigration Minister: Robert Jenrick

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

People forget that we the taxpayer literally gave British Gas £500 million quid at the start of the ‘energy crisis’.

Allowing this to happen is criminal.

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Suella is out and so is the Tories’ new mixtape 💿🔥 #suellabraverman #davidcameron #RishiSunak

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP says “let’s at least wait for the planet to singe a little” before enforcing green measures #netzero

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

1 in 6 UK adults say they have experienced suicidal thoughts or feelings as a result of the rising cost of living. This would amount to nearly 9 million people across the country if reflected nationally. 

Meanwhile 🙃 :

[Paula Sherriff 🧡🌹 @paulasherriff]

Oh

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

More than half of voters want an election. Shell made £32bn in profits and are paying barely any tax, the govt. make us pay huge bills instead. People in poverty are facing forced entry and prepayment meter installation.

Britain, seriously, find your balls.
This is fucked up.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Greenwood raped a woman with literal audio evidence.

And still beat the case.

Please no more telling a woman she’s not serious about a rape case unless she’s gone to the police.

The percentage of cases they solve is less than the percentage of rapists in the force.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

MODERNA CEO BONUS
Don't look this up the answer, have a guess first and answer the poll attached.
Moderna CEO Stephane Bancel 2019 pre Covid had a bonus of $9 million.

WHAT WAS HIS BONUS IN 2022?
pls RT so everyone can have a go

[Peter Kyle @peterkyle]

Tulip Sadiq asks the prime minister about the welfare of 200 unaccompanied migrant children who’ve gone missing.

Tory MP Jonathan Gullis heckles ‘well they shouldn’t have come here illegally’.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, the Tory Party find a new low

#PMQs

[Sabji Hunter @SabjiHunter]

She tried lol! Blagger

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I need to wait for my Ethics Advisor to report back, because I can't tell whether it is OK to stash £27million in an offshore account, not pay tax on it, lie about it and threaten to sue anyone who asks questions.
#NadhimZahawi

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Tories blocked my Bill to extend free school meals to all primary school kids last week.

The week before that they rejected a motion to end private schools' £1,700,000,000 tax break.

The Tories' priorities: Protecting tax breaks for private schools, not feeding hungry kids.

[Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry]

Last year PM Boris Johnson took his entourage of 24 out for a banquet in New York. He paid £4445.07 & used the Foreign Office's credit card. Remember, you paid for this & 10 infant school children could have been fed for a year instead.
They know no shame. https://t.co/R8LXAvuwUj

[BoroMania @BoroMundo]

This happened to the West Ham keeper v Chelsea. Ref says play on....

But Mendy was fouled. 😜🤣

[Ollie ⚒️🏎️ @ocwhu]

MOTD’s opinion on West Ham’s disallowed goal. #WHUFC

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Not really much of a price cap if it can go from around £1,200 to £4,200 in the space of a year is it.