Andy Cairns

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Get behind facial furniture. Support #Moalition to get Clegg & Cameron to grow some tache

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Ruling that Catholic Church can be held liable for sex crimes of its priests is upheld by UK Court of Appeal http://t.co/KLmWyAam

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@AussieGrit Heading to The Stag for BGP lunch this Sunday with wife & daughter. Good luck mate..

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I quite liked being Australian, until I saw this.
http://t.co/MnRDN3Y9

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Worst. Summer. Ever. Officially.

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'Man eats neighbour's dog alive during bad legal high' http://t.co/Uc9UbcHp #ManEatsDog

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Just bought the Angus and Julia Stone box set. Un-be-lievable. Why did nooone tell me sooner? Life changing...

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We're loving this 'tube map for tourists' (via @mr_mg) http://t.co/S3SbjXLx

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Ed Miliband "demands" Rupert sells his newspapers. Good luck with that, Gromit.

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#pikehike Bring it Scafell

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Why is today breakin my bawls?

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Hasser Hussain. Like a commentator, only only biased and shit.

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Watching Egnland (and the annoying Nasser) lose an appeal. Pure joy.

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What's with all the new video formats on Facebook that require you to subscribe to watch? It makes my middle-aged brain hurt.

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Sky HD: The Pitch: what a bunch of fucking oxygen thieves. Bringing shame on advertising.

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Ben Jaffe says: "If you burn your fingers, touch your earlobes and the pain subsides." Useful tip of day #burnremedy

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Never underestimate Wasabi.

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Ha ha lewis last

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Foiled by a military marching band on The Mall on my way to a new biz briefing this afternoon. Sheesh.