Andy Helm

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@piersmorgan You’re the only dick on this occasion Piers. You tried gotcha moments from the kick off. I don’t know this Dom character but he was respectful and friendly throughout and you were trying to get a reaction from him from the start.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@TK_TR why am I unable to book flights with you guys? I’m getting this error message online and via the mobile app. Please help 🙏🏼

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@F1 sort yourselves out. Cautious Colin’s are ruining the sport. Bore fest

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@piersmorgan next time you have Errol on your show maybe ask him about his past…. https://t.co/kUvseULHxT @wideawake_media

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa you also have hundreds of new mums waiting outside for hours trying to register the birth of their children fresh from labour whilst they get told “systems ehh are offline” less of your public word salad statements and more action.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa why are all of your home affairs offices so poorly run, inefficient, unorganised, unprofessional and completely useless?

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa Cyril, I pay over 50% in income tax yet I need to pay to live in a secure estate for family safety, pay for private education, medical aid and sort out my own electricity supply. Shoddy leadership Cyril.
This country has so much potential and you are unable to unlock it.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa I’m full from your word salad Cyril.
Ps, Have you been to one of your home affairs offices recently? What an absolute shit show

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa Mate, sort it out. Get some of the simple stuff right like ensuring clean running water everywhere, constant electricity, good quality education and healthcare and fixing a few of the potholes and then you can pretend you’re some sort of brilliant diplomat.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@ElonMuskAOC I’d need you to deliver it to South Africa for me please 🙏🏼

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa Cyril, Johannesburg has deteriorated further under your watch and leadership. More tangible action and less waffle - MSAGA

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

I think @elonmusk should tell us who USAID gave money to here in South Africa. We’d smoke out some pretty evil people and organizations very fast.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@elonmusk come and Make South Africa great again Elon.
Government announced load shedding starts again from today 😫
That’s on top of a couple of other recent policies past, not to mention land expropriation

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@Eskom_SA How about providing power to Shakaskraal and the surrounding areas who have been without power for 4 days now. Eiiisshkom

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@DstvStream sort your service out. It’s horrendous!
No problem with my wifi but your streaming service is a joke

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@DStv your streaming service is horrendous! Sort it out.
WiFi is fine before you ask.

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@bespokespeeches I’d ask for a little less conversation and a little more action please Mr Chancellor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@eldsjal What is a woman?

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@elonmusk as a South African, what do you think about the current state of S.A? And what do you see as the fix for Eskom, roads, crime, corruption and developing future talent in this country?

[Andy Helm @AndySHelm]

@CyrilRamaphosa basics of government have failed. People aren’t safe, crime everywhere, ppl taking the law into their own hands out of necessity, shit power supply, a nation with mass poverty, high unemployment. It’s a recipe for disaster.
Meanwhile you’re talking about COVID safety #outoftouch