Andy Schalk

Wisconsin sports fanatic and professional Dad Jokes comedian

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@TrevorThomasIW No questions needed. I was in KC and planning on going to the game, but left and drove to Des Moines so I didnt have to drive 8 hours today. I saw the radar and the line of storms scheduled to hit KC around 6 pm and anticipated a long delay at minimum.

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Happy Opening Day Milwaukee!!!
@Brewers @wisportsradio @InsideWisSports

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@OnAirJosh @juliecuz @JohnCena Its crazy how a picture can get his music stuck in. Your head!

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@TrevorThomasIW Looks like you have something for "Take Back Tuesday"!

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@KurtBenkert Kurt Warner disagrees, the steam shower is far superior. 🤣

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@TrevorThomasIW @OnAirJosh How will the crow be prepared?

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Packers 31 Bears 27

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Contest time: you have to QUOTE Tweet the final score of the @packers / @ChicagoBears 1st to guess wins a Wagyu Dinner for 2 at @CarnevorMKE with a bottle of our new Carnevor Cabernet. My guess @packers win 27 to 17.

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@ArmenSaryan His hopes and dreams

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@OnAirJosh I said it looked like Parsons was wearing a Bears backpack all game

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Bucks win 119-112

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Contest: Whoever QUOTE tweets the final score of the @bucks game tomorrow wins this insane new app, along with a dinner for 2 and a bottle of our new @CarnevorMKE wine. Pictured is the new appetizer: A5 Wagyu Grilled Cheese coming next week. My guess, Bucks win 131 to 120.

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@ArmenSaryan I could see that. You would be offering up all kinds of information whether people asked for it or not.

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@ArmenSaryan Ha! I dont read!! (Plus that store is hardly ever open)

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@TrevorThomasIW @OnAirJosh I heard it, and I will be on-call for CC retrieval. Although it may be a bit chilly now for a patio steak dinner!

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Aaaand, now more than doubled the Brewers runs in 6 innings....

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Congratulations Blue Jays, you scored more runs in 6 innings of the World Series than the Brewers could score in 27 innings of the NLCS!!!

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I only know of this character because of my 95 year old grandma, but this is how she refers to LaFleur.

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@TrevorThomasIW @OnAirJosh Welp, good news is you can concentrate on the football game pretty quickly!

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Add injury to insult.

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@TrevorThomasIW I hope the surgery went well and prayers for a speedy recovery for her!