Andy

Spend most of my days saving damsels' in distress from castles.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

“He shouldn’t be in there!”

#CameronReturns

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@FPL_Vibudh @KJ_1310 No idea, but the best games are always the ones you expect nothing from without the pressures of being a tournament favourite

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@premierleague Spurs really had us all going those first 4 weeks

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@tomhfh Tom you struggle to understand what hours shops are open on a Sunday so this may be slightly above your pay grade.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@aidbewear @Tesco @Morrisons I think for my area at least it’s been a new thing so they are getting used to the demand. They sold me a box last time and said they think that might be the limit. This time only 10 so maybe getting better at policing it.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

Taps the sign #avfc

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

Every preseason I believe this will be the year for Buendia #avfc

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@AVFCOfficial

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

Zack Polanski once made steamed hams for a friend while claiming the northern lights were in his kitchen.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@Conservatives This is like a Halloween Horror Night house

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I thought this was a Blockbusters

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru]

The bigger the flag, the bigger the lie.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@Serafim_zx This dudes gonna have so much bad luck

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@batey67 @MarvaKreel True, my point is to back up the claim that you don’t pick Everton if you’re hunting glory

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@Keir_Starmer Keir, now you’ve got your account password back, fancy commenting on the American President threatening to “end a civilisation”?

You know. If you’re not too busy.

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@AnnabelleHallUK @implausibleblog It’s what the baby Jesus would have wanted

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@LindaPears87262

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@fortnitenyancat “Imagine a burger. Now imagine a missile”

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@MadKamikazius “He arrived with a silver rage and tore the land of the non believers from the bosom of the earth”

[Andy @AndyShoe5]

@ardaleofficial “And my friend Bibi, rest in peace, bless his soul, couldn’t hack a war”