Andy Smandy 💮

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.
📸 andrea_sepe_

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

One of my pts parents called my phone and addressed me as "Dr Andrea" and I would like to announce, against all my better judgment, that I will be pursuing my PhD as soon as possible

[RI State Police @RIStatePolice]

Today we welcomed K-9 Gus, our first comfort dog. He will be handled by Det. Jared Andrews of the Special Victims Unit. Gus is a very good boy and will be trained to put victims of crime at ease as they work with us to tell their stories. #AlwaysThere

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

There is something SO satisfying about receiving your first professional paycheck after being in school for 84 years

[Benjamin Ramm @BenjaminRamm]

During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”

[Rhode Island Problems @RIprobz]

Has the DOT ever heard of reflective paint? #RIprobz

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

Thesis approved ✅

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Happy New Year everybody! I know a lot of people feel like this holiday is a time to “reset” and set goals. What if we also just kept going and brought our history with us? What if we honored that we work hard all the time to be brave and our goal was just to keep that courage ❤️

[Shawn Coss @ShawnCoss]

Save your resolutions. Time is irrelevant.

Change or don't.

[relatable @byreIatable]

[writes paper]
This doesn’t make any sense
[doesn’t proofread]
[turns paper in]

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

My husband just told me he could never do my job.

I told him I could do his because purchasing things and managing men are two of my favorite pastimes.

Now he's upset ☠ 😂

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

Writing my capstone thesis proposal is testing my anxiety to the max and filling me with existential dread 🙃

[Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms]

When a #Virgo makes up their mind to do something, they let nothing stand in their way.

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

My daily amazon package is what's getting me through this week

Pray for @axmcorreia

[Rhode Island Problems @RIprobz]

Every day around midnight, I'm completely shocked to find out it's 6pm. #RIprobz

[Octane @SiriusXMOctane]

Listening to new #Slipknot like:

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

@HerInteractive B and D

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

About to register for my last semester of grad school 😱

[Andy Smandy 💮 @AndySmandy7]

I'm seeing so many of my friends post how excited they are to start their first day of grad school and all I want to comment on their post is RIP