Andy Smithies

father of 3 beautiful kids. work 5 days a week and spend 6 days a week in the boozer. Divorced 3 times but up the blues 🍻💙

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@Lebronrojo @nportdec @1875Ben @cjetrfc @slideawcy You all look the fucking same to me, all scrounging for curry and eating it with your hands you dirty little cunts. Can’t wait for the next war in Syria to break out, you’re gonna be hiding behind the rubbles of your decimated house as your marj is screaming out for help.

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@Lebronrojo @nportdec @1875Ben @cjetrfc @slideawcy Get to fuck haha, can’t wait for a mass shootout at the taj mahal yer da’s getting it.

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@Lebronrojo @1875Ben @cjetrfc @slideawcy I love watching you and your people getting stoned to death. All your people get beheaded and then posted on the internet like it’s some viral trend, get back to your slums you dirty little cunt.

[111 | Ben @1875Ben]

GO ON!
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GO ON!
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YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Truly one of the greatest sounds of football #bcfc

[111 | Ben @1875Ben]

Anyone got a spare for Blackpool? #bcfc

[111 | Ben @1875Ben]

If you thought Thogden couldn’t get any worse he always goes and proves us wrong

[111 | Ben @1875Ben]

Ordered myself a pencil case from Spain the other week, it’s just arrived and I’m missing 3 pens

[111 | Ben @1875Ben]

“Golden boy” vs our Golden boy during the World Cup.

[Paul Delves @delves1]

That noncey go fund me guy when he sees the pic of the Welsh girl

[starko @starkeybell]

Plans has been confirmed for works on Downing Street.

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@1875Ben @cals_prv @TGC_03 @TRMPriv I’ve seen many things in my day living on this earth, it’s been very emotional, I’ve had a rollercoaster of a life, marriage… kids… divorces… many pints of fruit shoots, but never in my life have I had an answer to this one question… does toms pro look like zerkaa?

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@robsuthers_ @bcfcxkian Cold ratio my niggy

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@GabrielHayre @FootyLimbs Dead limbs more like…

[Ash @KROBLUES_]

erm @1875cal #BCFC

[Regan Hunter @AvfcHunter]

Who had a better career

RT - The ginger bloke
Like - Robert Pires

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@Ohffs1984 Don’t listen to them I’d have a taste of your musty flaps

[Andy Smithies @AndySmithies197]

@Ohffs1984 Don’t worry darlin, bet your gammon flaps are tasty #yumyum