Andrew Thomas

Business Owner. Ugly on the inside and out. Failure of a human being. Loved but never liked. Proud Brit, but prouder European 🇬🇧🇪🇺 All views my own etc

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Oh Dear England

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Would that be the Reform UK whose MP's voted against upskirting, drink spiking and stalking women laws?

[Andrew Thomas @AndyT2309]

@UEFA Does this mean that UEFA get the next FIFA Peace Prize?

[Andrew Thomas @AndyT2309]

@RobDorsettSky Guessing its the first pre-season friendly you've ever watched? That, or you don't have anything else to write about and you need to write something every few days to satisfy your contract?

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

[Ruth Millington @ruth_millington]

For @Telegraph, I wrote about the case of the missing masterpieces at Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery. Where are great works by William and May Morris, the city's radical Surrealists, Sandro Botticelli, Orazio Gentileschi, Simone Martini, Eugène Delacroix and Canaletto?

[Andrew Thomas @AndyT2309]

@CraigSkellorn @theavfcfaithful Yeah well sancho and dougie were always going back anyway, but bailey, garcia as well as possibly moving on the likes of barrenchea/iling-junior will trim the wage bill

[Virality Clips @ViralityClips]

Best thing I've seen all day

[Andrew Thomas @AndyT2309]

Players leaving City get season tickets for life. Bloody hell they are desperate to fill their stadium!

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Roy Keane on Jordan Henderson 6 years ago...

“I’ve heard people say they want him around the place - for what? Does he do card tricks? Does he have a sing song? Does he do quizzes in the evenings?”

We’re all thinking the same 😂😂😂

[Brendan May @bmay]

So glad Reform is running several massive local government budgets for vital services. Please stop voting for these utter imbeciles.

[James Neill  ≠ 𝕏 @jneill]

Oswald Mosley, Lee
1918: Elected Conservative MP, Harlow
1922: Elected Independent MP, Harlow
1923: Re-elected Independent MP, Harlow
1924: Stood for Labour, Birmingham Ladywood. Narrowly lost by 100 votes
1926: Elected Labour MP, Smethwick
1932: founded British Union of Fascists

[Ezri Konsa @EzriKonsa]

Believe, Villans.

Before the Final, I wanted to take in the moment to share a few words with you all 💜

https://t.co/axZBb34j4J

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

For Celtic, this is onside. Just like for Celtic, it was handball. Celtic rules. 🫠

[John Roucker @Johnisnotjoker]

SNL UK nails Reform

🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Thomas @AndyT2309]

French Referee for the Europa League Final. You'll never guess what nationality took charge of the European Cup Final in 1982..... #avfc

[arf @arf84648947]

Someone's altered Reform's opening times on Google 📷

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

My favorite moment in Pretty Woman is her delight when he agrees to pay $3,000 for six days, which effectively drops her rate from $100 an hour to just $21 an hour.