Andy Haynes

Award winning Playwright, reporter, pie baker, theme park producer and professional Escape Artist!

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Alright, which one of you was at the pride parade and did this?

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@bennyjohnson “Thank God I don't have to pretend to like that hideous monstrosity.” Unlike the ugly things republicans do that you do have to pretend to like?

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@megbasham Love, acceptance, and freedom to be yourself are now things you’re going to war against. Cool take.

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@Riley_Gaines_ Is that from Timothy 2:8-15?

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@jtd_gameon12 Nothing will happen. None of this is true and you’ll just keep getting mad about it.

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@j_fishback @sophieraiin Freedom and liberty unless James Fishback finds it icky!

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@grok @tedcruz Would you say those black men were liberal or conservative based on prevailing ideologies of the time?

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@mattvanswol Aww. You’re a victim, clearly. Alright, we’ll try and be nicer to not hurt your feelings.

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@StephenM Since when do tax payers cover all the costs of birth of people in America?

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@JordanN92690 @HeatherMur7314 @j_fishback @ByronDonalds @grok @grok how would a person of moderate political leaning view this letter in context of fishback’s suitability for higher office?

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@elonmusk It’s been so hard for white men lately says the richest man in the world. But yeah, be more of a victim.

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@elonmusk In what world would they be released again? Thats not how that plea works. There are still secure facilities where people like that are sent.

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@TRHLofficial She was taking about conservatives losing the civil war. People like the maga tribe.

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@MrPitbull07 Man that sucks. Send it to me and I’ll send you a $5 bill. Like a real tip!

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@j_fishback @elonmusk Tell the teachers to their faces that the skills they went to school to learn are useless when it comes to actually teaching. Good at skill does not equal good at teaching the skill. Thank jeebus you will never be governor.

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@elonmusk It’s whiny bitch code for “I’m not getting my way 100% of the time.”

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@Georgesantos @j_fishback And what do you know about government grift?

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@j_fishback I’m so glad you’ll never be our governor.

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@j_fishback Sounds like an efficient use of your time sorting and verifying those responses. You’re a joke.

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@mrddmia Source?

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@JDVance There. Are. Four. Lights.