Andy Fritz

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[Andy Fritz @AndyTheFritz]

Toy Story 5 (2026) B+
They finished Woody's story up in Toy Story 4 by having him separate from the rest of the group, but a Toy Story movie without Woody would have been disappointing, so they compromised by having him come back and then not do anything.

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A Man for All Seasons (1966) B
Henry VIII wants to leave his wife and remarry and he wants people to tell him that's a swell idea and most everyone does, but I guess this Thomas More guy over here is like, Mr. Integrity.

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Disclosure Day (2026) B-
Did you know that aliens crashed landed in New Mexico in the sixties? Oh, you did? Everybody already knew that? Well, did you know that after they crash landed, humans were mean to them?

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The Siege at Thorn High (2025) B
Substitute teacher Edwin's new class if full of disrespectful delinquents. But he's had a rough childhood himself, and that taught him the streets smarts and skills he needs to whip them into shape - by killing them.

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Raging Midlife (2025) C+
It's one of those where the guy gets so obsessed with the treasure that he's willing to do anything or sacrifice everything to get it. But in this one, instead of the treasure being a religious relic or a magic ring, it's a purple tank top.

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Masters of the Universe (2026) B-
Skeletor's high-pitched, squeaky voice from the cartoon just wasn't very scary, so for the movie they made him sound like Stewie from Family Guy.

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Stone Creek Killer (2025) D-
Well, that wasn't as good as The Silence of the Lambs.

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Oliver! (1968) B
Oliver Twist didn't do a whole lot in the Oliver Twist movie. Really just followed different people around. Could have been replaced by a cat.

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Scary Movie (2026) C-
In this legacy sequel, not only were they able to bring back all the original actors from original, they also brought back all the same jokes from the first one as well.

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Pressure (2026) C+
There's already been a lot of movies about World War II, but until now there's never been one about just how dang cloudy it was.

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The French Connection (1971) C-
Popeye is a narcotics officer who keeps seeing guys that seem to be up to something, so he follows them around until he loses track of them.

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Prisoner of War (2025) B-
The Japanese are mad at a British POW karate trooper for killing so many of their soldiers with karate, so they punish him by making him karate fight the prison guards. But the fools don't realize they're playing right into his hands!

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F+ (2025) B-
It's so clichéd how every faculty member fits into the basic authority figure archetypes. There's the one who's obsessed with structure, the one who's obsessed with acronyms, the one who's obsessed with jazz flute, and the one who's obsessed with plaid shirts.

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Breed of Greed (2025) D-
A group of siblings inherit a haunted house from their dead father and get spooked by it. It's not the most original plot, but it stands out by being really bad.

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The French Italian (2025) B
Most people who spend all their free time playing a cruel prank on someone they've never met just because she likes to sing would have to be pretty miserable. But these two seem ok.

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What We Hide (2025) C+
You see the title and assume it's about how the sisters to have to hide their frustration and vulnerability as they take on the burden of supporting each other in secret. But what they're actually hiding is the corpse in the tool shed.

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Barron's Cove (2025) B-
How gritty is this movie? One of the characters busts into a school, kidnaps a ten-year-old boy, locks him up in a basement, and goes at him with a blowtorch. And that character is the good guy!

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The Devil and the Daylong Brothers (2025) F
The Daylong brothers want revenge against the guy who sold their souls to the devil. But what I don't get is that if you can just sell other people's souls, why would anyone ever sell their own soul to the devil?

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Obsession (2026) C+
Baron wants to date his coworker but when she does start going out with him, he thinks she's being too clingy. In that sense, this is kind of like a be careful what you wish for story.

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In the Grey (2026) B
A lawyer crosses a crime lord but she's not worried because she's backed up by a well-trained spec ops team. In fact, they're so precise and efficient, the whole movie is over in like, an hour.