Andy Warpath

bass. 5606. @fiftysixosix

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@StubHub sold me fake tickets to the SF Giants game in Mexico City. The seats they sold us literally didn’t exist. Nice surprise after flying thousands of miles for this game.

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@GrantBrisbee that game was wildly unsafe. Counterfitters were printing fake tickets that were scannable at the front gate. Security didn’t know what to do. Bet mlb won’t talk about that though.

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@FatherOf4Lunas coach Luna, it’s andrew. We spoke regarding 4th of July rental. I haven’t been able to reach you. Please respond, it’s very important. Thank you.

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@molly_knight order restored in the nl west tonight

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@Poshmarkapp had a seller wait 4 weeks before shipping me Christmas decorations. Poshmark is refusing to offer a refund. Cool. Everyone stay away from this app.

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@mrsundaymovies @wikipediabrown

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@One76Big @SophiaSoliloquy @MrAndyNgo @Julio_Rosas11 You know this guy killed people, right? Innocent people trying to disarm him after he had already murdered someone? There’s no way you’re defending this guy, right?

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@JohnSLGavin @SolomonBates_ @t_beck07 Where y'all playing baseball right now? Come suit up with us in San Jose, CA. We've got private bullpens, weekly games, and respectable competition. Few other MiLB players talking to their teams about playing with us to stay sharp.

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@ABREG_1 I’m just here for the trash can tweets.

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@Uber cool way to blow me off. Can’t respond to this message thanks to your system. And the appropriate ‘team’ never reached out to me.

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@ABREG_1 - don't you have a sister? You feel good about what Taubman did? Nothing changes until somebody stands up.

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@TylerScottRay @astros @MLBUA doesn't matter. all of baseball hates the @astros right now.

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@LMcCullers43 @astros Just waiting for your assistant Gm to get fired, thanks for asking!

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@AstrosDaily Welp, this tweet did not age well.

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@SixtUSA sitting in an airport because I’m 17 minutes early and sixt won’t give me a car...this is fucking ridiculous.

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@gregmaddux please help us settle a debate...is this an ok 0-2 pitch? I thought the 90s braves taught me to never waste a pitch...looks like a competitive pitch to me.

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lol @Airbnb just cancelled a $4000 bachelor party rental and offered us a $50 credit. Been a member since 2013, but I think I'm done with this site.

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@mrsundaymovies Where's the Pacific Rim review?

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She said, “why can’t you be like my waterpick shower massager? A sweet reliable machine. And to tell the truth I don’t feel less alone; a shower massager’s the purest love I’ve ever known. Why can’t you be like when I was 13?”

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@BillMurray - will you come to my bachelor party? We’re going to Columbia and we’re drinking tequila. My fiancée is a babe.