Andy Whitehouse

After 48 years of listening and respecting those above me ive earned at place at their table. it's a privilege to hear a pin drop, when one holds court.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@AlisonMoyet Yeah, i try my best to be incommunicado. only when m enjoying a good red wine i get stuck into social media and put the world to right.
Alfie your a leg end. When are you in warwickshire again? xx

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@MrJamesMay Labour have gotten the magic Calculator! Not the Enigma but similar to the one used by the tax office.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@LennyKravitz Bruv, come back to Birmingham NEC and rock it. Peace ✌️

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@mrmarksteel ill get a load of Monkhouse tee shirts printed.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@ahiggitt That maybe all very well. However, PM (49 Days) Liz Truss. Said quite profoundly two words. "Deep State" What layer of fabric does this refer too.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@tamerhassan The biggest reunion isnt Oasis. Its The Play Boy and Frankie. Tonys Place is the ideal setting. Remind us of how much Business we all go stuck into in the 90s. 🕊️

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@liamgallagher I heard your going to warm up for Blur.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

The Big Feastaval ⁦@alexjameshq⁩

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@alexjameshq I want to thank you for a great experience. Our first time and watching from accessible platform. It was emotional to see my daughter so happy to see Jonny Marr. We bonded as a family even more now. The facilities were outstanding. 🙏

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@prodnose Dear Danny,
Ive posted my funny picture on the interweb and have had no reaction at all.

The other night my pal left some paint outside. The following morning he was very surprised to see that there was obviously a visitor in the night.
Should have gone to SpecSavers!

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@Cobratate I admire your ability to narrate and convey or attempt explain events as you see it. With a certain poetry you deliver, What seams well read or even informed opinions, According to your profile. Should we uphold your post? or discard it like my waffle?

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@piersmorgan I had to chuckle over a glass of wine when my friend sent this to me. With all the bollocks going on we can still have a giggle. I guess this frog should have gone to spec savers. Have a good weekend.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@MRGOLDIE I remember very little of the 90s. But now earphones on listening my hairs stand up and a buzz i know i was there. timeless emotive music. Parallel to Jazz. Ragged yet Intelligent.🙏

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

Having fell into the paint and got out.
This frog should have gone to specsavers

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@mrmarksteel So a friend of mine left some paint out last night. This morning he discovered that a perpetrator had fell in and got out. Perhaps the frog should have gone to specsavers.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@prodnose Were bitter and mild in the midlands. I always assumed that the indigenous folk of Soho used Light and Bitter for other references. 🙈

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@OasisMania @NoelGallagher @NoelGallagherJp i was 4 years old in 1975 and won a fancy dress as an OXO cube.

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@BoyGeorge George you know how much we love you. Seriously how many egos can you put up with? Given a supergroup needs you. Could you fit into a supergroup ?

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@LesDennis Mate its ok just a load of Bollocks

[Andy Whitehouse @AndyWhitehouse]

@liamgallagher Pack your bags your off to Mr Kravitz place where youll be joined by equal if not better artists to form a supergroup.
You will need to pack plenty of ego to stand out.