Andy Bull

Musician and visual artist, former blue tick owner

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LinkedIn VS Onlyfans. Both revolve around masturbation, but at least when you see a profile on onlyfans, it’s clear what that person actually does for a living

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I just joined LinkedIn and wow, that place is funny

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@yasirworldwide I use it daily to describe myself

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Of the “16 personalities” types, which do you think is the most likely to be a judge on The Voice?

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Is this really John Legend singing or AI

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This advice does not generally apply to American or British actors doing Australian accents however. The harder they go the more they sound like Henry The Octopus

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For the past few years I’ve been teaching myself French. I’m still a beginner but getting better. I have French colleagues who tell me my accent sounds genuinely, shockingly Parisian. My secret? When I speak, I just do my most over the top, cliched impression of a French person

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I’m looking for a YouTube channel that’s just videos of African gray parrots swearing with British accents

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Have u heard the kind of things people complain about in restaurants… the temperature of the table water… want to see the manager over the colour of the witlof… I just heard a lady complain because there was chicken in her Caesar salad? Which she ate? I’d love those problems

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This weather is incredible but it’s probably global warming isn’t it

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Went to a house party with my wife last night for about an hour. I only spoke to my wife, and while we were talking I got groped by ladies I didn’t know, three times. On the car ride home I got in trouble for it. So anyway I just want to know if the matriarchy is a thing now

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If one person describes another person as a “literal angel”, avoid both those people

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Elon Mux

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If Brexit had happened in 2023 we could have all been making quips about being Euro-Divergent

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First time I saw an airpod case I thought it was dental floss

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You don’t hear the term “ba-donk-a-donk” very much anymore

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Wait wait … “this is an ex-parrot”

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“Bye bye birdie”

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