Andy

Undercover nerd | Dad | Husband | Med Devices World | Views/tweets not shared by my employer

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@Ryanair I have a genuine question; why, when your app suggests I can buy something at the airport (0900) customer service desk tells me “it’s not possible”.

Agent refused to answer explain why.

Is it really not possible to sell tickets at the airport?

Flying Vueling now.

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@EnglandRugby 2 weeks of abject embarrassment.

3 players in the starting XV should be no where near an England shirt.

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Fuck everyone at the @ECB_cricket for what they've have done to cricket in this country.

Sold the soul to the devil.

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Dunno how anyone is suprised. This was always going to happen, hence the voices against the 100.

Within 10 years, India will own all leagues globally and the only test cricket will be ceremonial single games.

How people dont see this is absurd.

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

Intrigued to see which the northwest of England will relate to more

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Am I the only Brit who has been thinking @wossy has done something terrible only to realise the ICE agent on the other side of the water is called Jonathan Ross?

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Bethell saving jobs!

Pleased for the lad. Lets see if he can do it when it matters.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

SMASHED TO THE FENCE! 🤩

A FIRST TEST CENTURY FOR JACOB BETHELL!! 💯

[Jim D @jnides8]

Remember when we didn’t go miles out of the way to rob people of a brief moment of joy just because we couldn’t profit from jt? I do but it’s getting harder.

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@TheBarmyArmy Can't pretend we wouldn't be laughing and celebrating if the other way round.

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@WG_RumblePants He's not going to change the ECB stance:

"Short form is king, shorter form is cash cow. The rest can go to hell"

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@bbctms Thrown to the wolves. Doesn't believe his own words.

Stokes or BazMac should have fronted up today.

Utterly spineless

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@englandcricket are batshit crazy.

Take a spinner everyone says isn't good enough cos "he's our guy, we spent 2 years backing him" only to select another spinner at the first opportunity.

Please never change England, the pain you create is outweighed by the comedy...always.

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

England have named their team for the second Ashes Test match at The Gabba 🦁

There's one change from the first Test, with spinning all-rounder Will Jacks replacing the injured Mark Wood 🔄

#BBCCricket #Ashes

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

6 years ago we were batting OK and constantly moaning about the dull short ball bowling tactics.

Now we're bowling properly but cant bat for toffee.

If only we could string the 2 things together we'd be quite good.

#Ashes2025 #bbccricket

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Maybe people were right

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

People already slating the aussies for batting slowly.

They'll be bloody extatic making Wood and Jof bowl for 2 days at less than 4 an over.

Starts to ruin them for the rest of the series.

Something England batting line up cant comprehend.

#Ashes2025 #bbccricket

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

He was out before they finished the thread 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cricket Australia @CricketAus]

From the Top End to the Baggy Green.

This is Jake Weatherald's journey to Test cricket 🇦🇺

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@philburton_v2 @englandcricket Not a single one of them has the capability to weather a storm.

They've been conditioned to think that defensive cricket is only trying to go at 4.5 an over.

Jof started well though

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Find it genuinely funny that anyone thought England would produce anything different to this shower of bazbally shit.

#Ashes2025 #AUSvENG #bbccricket

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

Sumo on the BBC. Never knew it would be so compelling

[Andy @Andy_Ferris]

@MartinSLewis Leeds Uni - Sports Science - 2003-2006

Not worth it for career prospects on its own but did get me on to my masters...

Leeds Uni - Medical Physics - 2007-2008

Definitely gave me a career so I guess ultimately my undergrad was worth it.