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[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

Did someone lose a dog today at FGCU?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

[Jords @jords_1809]

PSA if your fiancé was in Savannah, GA this weekend for her bach party, wore a silk blue dress on Friday night, has blonde hair, & is getting married on New Year’s Eve, do yourself a favor and cancel the wedding sweetie

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@chadbaker__ Damnnnn I’ll be there on the 7th 😭

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@yungskeeber @bobbystlrs Drove by a few on college that were good

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@Facebook is garbage and will prevent you from recovering your hacked account.

[charlie @yungskeeber]

@kyyyylieg Grape >

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@chadbaker__ Show initiative by taking their job

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@davis_matte @GeoBabyyy @jords_1809

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@GeoBabyyy @jords_1809 I immediately lost weight just by watching healthy food being made! Geo is a 13/10 but he’s also right that this is a 12/10 for sure! The only thing I didn’t like, is that your ring finger is looking a little light (cough cough) @davis_matte

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@NASBA

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@bobbystlrs Have him in 2 leagues and Mahomes in the other 😂 also have Derrick Henry in both of the leagues with Hill

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@MK_239 I’ll take what I can get 😂

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@AnkhFaace @daniimatte

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@GeoBabyyy Love you beautiful 😍

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@GeoBabyyy Bruh why don’t people research anymore? “The State of Wisconsin had 3,684,726 active registered voters on November 1, 2020.” https://t.co/VOLar25Z2Y (Obviously not directed at you, you’re awesome 😘)

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@bobbystlrs “I can’t even see the audience because it is so dark, but I don’t care who is in the audience, I’m the least racist person in this room.”

[Andrew @Andy_M_Nelson]

@bobbystlrs Always