Andy Rollason

Bad sex is better than a good day at work- from a hostel in Bled.

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

Why is being alive so expensive? Like I'm not even having a good time.

[Michael Scofield @Affiliated2Ts]

Glenn philips 😂

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist Cable hoovers don’t have that problem

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist Are you saying it can be worse than Droitwich?

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I don’t want to panic anyone in Bristol but

[Phil Haigh @philhaigh_]

Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle.

People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it.

He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle.

Sensational viewing

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

The most-bought Tesco meal deal snack going from McCoys crisps the last two years to the boiled egg pot in 2024 couldn’t be a clearer sign that Britain is in the most rapid period of decline ever

[Ciarán Carlin @ciarcarlin]

If you see him out and about mind your own fucking business and keep your mouth shut 👍🏻

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

Please use this meme on your social media feeds today. 🚜

[mike erwydd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇱✝️ @mikeerwydd1968]

A bloke just knocked on my door and asked if I'd like to contribute to the floods in Pakistan, I said I'd love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of my garden.😎😎

[Steve Jurvetson @FutureJurvetson]

OK Boomers
In this iPhone video by @JCyrier from our vantage point to the south, you can see the sonic boom in the air at 20 seconds and hear it BOOM at 47 seconds. Incredible body feel.

“A sky scraper went into space, returned to earth, and parallel parked” - Sylvia Smith

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist Nothing stopping us going to the pub or playing some cs with wine?

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

Is it a cheese, or is it a motorway service station.

Amazing concept for a quiz round 👌 🧀

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist Just got to win the pool tournament

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist @echteBilbo think this one’s about you

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@WareIsAdam And don’t forget the corona, thatchers and thatchers haze

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Shane Lowry absolutely SENDING IT on the sidelines 😂😂😂😂😂

[Andy Rollason @Andy_Rollason74]

@ZakisMoist You’re very good with your finger.

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

Jimmy and Broady, together for one last time 🥹