Dear diary
Yesterday was a big day for me as I’ve been advising Manchester City with their finances for a while, and they’ve had the auditors in.
I think it’s gone well.
This is a rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks.
“Very smart guy. Terrible with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it."
Please don’t tag @Nigel_Farage in posts about fundraising for the RNLI, because every interaction will make his phone ping and he’s a busy man who doesn’t need distractions. For example, The Flying Farage Appeal reaching £334,191 at https://t.co/zk6r2LAsD8.