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21. Gosto de assuntos de defesa e de garotas de anime com armas. Desenho de vez em quando e escrevo fantasias pessoais medíocres

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

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[Andyy @Andyyyy_055]

@ShitpostRock Colphne is a really good one

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Malfoy: Okay, Dracaena. You can do this. Just tell Harry you love him. Simple. Easy. Nothing to be afraid of.

“Harry Potter, I love you!”

Luna: That's nice. Now go tell him instead of me.

Malfoy: Uwaaah! Isn't that easy, Luna! How about you go confess to your lover, then?!

Luna: ...

Malfoy: Ha! Exactly!

Luna: I don't even have a lover, Dracaena. I have priorities, okay? Actual priorities. Unlike certain blondes I know.

Malfoy: Alright, alright! Fine! But please, Luna! Uwaaah! Help me!

Luna: (This woman is crazy and hopeless. And Harry couldn't take a hint if his life depended on it. Then there's Ron, who keeps calling everything a scheme or challenging people to duels. Honestly, are all three of them stupid?)

Luna: Listen, just tell Harry how you feel. If you keep doing this, I'll tell him myself.

Malfoy: Uwaaah! Do you think he'll believe you?!

Luna: ...

Luna: (Ah, she's right. Harry probably wouldn't believe me, even if he trusts me completely. Telling him that Dracaena Malfoy is in love with him would sound completely ridiculous.)

Luna: Ah, you're right. Just go tell him yourself, then.

Malfoy: But I'll say something different! When I try to say, "I love you, Harry," what comes out of my mouth is, "Potter, you swine!"

Luna: ...

Malfoy: And then he smiles at me, and I get angry! Then he asks if I'm alright, and I get even angrier! Uwaaah! What's wrong with me?!

Luna: Seriously, Dracaena? Something is genuinely wrong with you whenever Harry is near.

Malfoy: No! Everything is perfectly fine!

Luna: Ah. This is exactly why I hate you so much.

Malfoy: Uwaaah! You're supposed to be my friend!

Luna: I am your friend. That's why I'm still listening to this.

Malfoy: Please, Luna! What if he says no?

Luna: Then at least you'll finally know how he feels.

Malfoy: ...

Luna: Dracaena?

Malfoy: Potter, you swine!

Luna: HE ISN'T EVEN HERE!

Malfoy: I'M PRACTICING!

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Hermione: Harry, um... why are you hugging Malfoy?

Harry: Well, she's just instinctively hugging me.

Ron: Harry, she's evil. Come here.

Harry: Um, okay.

Dracaena: No, Potter. Continues rubbing her head against Harry's like a cat.

Hermione: Seriously? This is disgusting. Let me kill her.

Ron: No, no, no, Hermione! We don't kill her yet!

Ron: Harry, bloody hell, mate! What is going on?!

Harry: Ah, Ron, Hermione, just... you know, bear with it. Just give us a couple of minutes.

Dracaena: Bleeeeeeeh.

Hermione: I will kill you. I will definitely kill you.

Dracaena: Kyaaaah! Harry!

Ron: Okay, okay, let's just leave. Damnit, Hermione, stop touching my hair!

Hermione: I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR HAIR, RON! I'M TRYING TO GET PAST YOU SO I CAN COMMIT A MURDER!

Dracaena: Nuzzles Harry's again.

[𝙊𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙠 @oprktr]

surprise celebration

[💛DEIMOSIO🩵 @Deimoss724]

"Oh...So he hates me this much"

[🇺🇸Juggerbear⚜️ @Juggerbear95]

i DON'T care for malfoid softcore porn, i only YEARN for story-based illustrations, depictions of enemies to lovers arc, awkward tsundere moments & redemption for the evil girl with the help of the one boy she was taught to hate

[B-AREV @trip_to_valkiri]

Ukrainian Paratrooper wearing a KZS camouflage suit, 2020s period.

[DexF @futurxd]

Fanfics hechos por mujeres: Yaoi lo que sea

Fanfics hechos por Hombres:

[Andyy @Andyyyy_055]

@Nacionalista_LM I would go to war just to have a racist ojou-sama tsundere wife

[CL @ChunLin85480996]

more malfoid/malfoy by lee27827272. fanfic of book3

[Andyy @Andyyyy_055]

@ChunLin85480996 Absolute gem 💎💎💎

[CL @ChunLin85480996]

more malfoid/malfoy by lee27827272. fanfic of book4

[Andyy @Andyyyy_055]

@Nacionalista_LM Wifable

[Topher🐙🌻 de el dorado 🟡 @topherelbailon]

Nesesito 3 temporadas de esto

[白鳥会社ATLWONDERS @atlwondersHK]

It feels pretty good🤩

[Reimuru @Reimy_0]

My feed is only full of Malfoid and i couldn't be happier

[Andyy @Andyyyy_055]

@JapanAnon We're all in the same boat

[Isidore 🇪🇸 @Is1dore]

Yes Algorithm I get it. Like everyone else, I like and save every picture of her you send my way and feel compelled by instinct to sire a dynasty of half-blood princes with her. No need to keep rubbing in my face that I'm a goy.