Anelde

I lost my first Twitter account. Long story. I’m back | Co-founder & Chief Content Officer of 2Stories | Director of @SheSaysCapeTown.

[Anelde @Anelde2]

@go_for_michelle @visseranton Nee asseblief nie.

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Otherwise you well?

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@go_for_michelle 🤣😍

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@Gina_and_tonic More or less than that Zara dress from a few years ago?

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@go_for_michelle Hugs!

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@MelAttree Amazing! Have you tried it with wine? Not like in a cocktail (yuck), but like on evenings when you have a few glasses of wine. Because “wine awake” is a thing now. 🙄 Ageing is a bitch.

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@AnjaWintour Right?! I feel like getting up in the dark in Foktober will not be good for anyone’s mental health.

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@dustinchick Thoughts and prayers.

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@go_for_michelle Hard yes.

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@Eulogs @miss_moss @oldladypanties Blondie?

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@AnjaWintour Sweet. It’s the same with my 5yo. Not. Literally not one part of it is the same.

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[Shyft Global @ShyftGlobal]

What do you call an alligator interested in the stock market?
An investigator… 🐊

Jokes aside, here are today’s exchange rates

🇺🇸USD/ZAR R16.77
🇬🇧GBP/ZAR R20.30
🇪🇺EUR/ZAR R17.21
🇦🇺AUD/ZAR R11.73

#GetShyft #ExchangeRates

[Anelde @Anelde2]

Good plan, Stan.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The amount of attention on me has gone supernova, which super sucks. Unfortunately, even trivial articles about me generate a lot of clicks :(

Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization.

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@Zeddie101 👏👏👏

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@go_for_michelle @WalkerBayODR Wow!

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When you’re trying to be cool and multi-task (aka message your partner about dinner whilst ordering a coffee), you will say “Dankie bokkie” to the barista. 🤦‍♀️

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@CreateAStirSA Milk

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Wordle 274 6/6
Slow Sunday.

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[Anelde @Anelde2]

My favourite thing about MS Teams is when people say, "Oh no, sorry, that's an old hand."

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4yo: Mom, are you supposed to have bones in your cheeks?
Me: No my love.
4yo (sounding quite relieved): Cool, because I checked and I couldn't find any.