Atlas

my brain is fried. dont take what I say seriously

[Vito Brevis @VitoBrevis]

This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.

It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

All Amongst The Little Stars by E. Landor

[C2quared @beachbumpablo]

Oh my god my asscheeks feel like klondike bars

[Ian? @obviousspook]

@Gravantus

[Atlas @AnewFrost]

Junes is to P4 what Walmart is to small towns that have one open in them

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

Remembering when i first played persona 4 and i thought the omnipresence of Junes in everyone's lives would be story relevant later on or be used for some critique about capitalism but it just never is

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[Atlas @AnewFrost]

Every time I hear somthing coming out of the yookay it’s just them running at breakneck speeds to a terry Gillian’s Brazil-esque future

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

What you need to know about the new Social Media Ban in the UK:

1. All persons under 16 are prohibited from accessing social media platforms without verified parental supervision.

2. Parental supervision must be logged digitally through the UK. gov app.

3. Parents must approve each post, comment, like, or share in real-time.

4. Failure to supervise constitutes negligent digital guardianship.

5. Penalties for negligent digital guardianship include fines up to £10,000 and potential removal of devices from the household.

6. Educational use is not exempt.

7. Mental health considerations are not exempt.

8. Checking the weather on a browser that could access social media counts as attempted access.

9. Screenshots of banned platforms are treated as contraband.

10. Discussing banned platforms in school counts as conspiracy to access.

11. Parents who express disagreement with these rules online will have their supervision privileges revoked.

12. Any family member can report violations anonymously (encouraged).

Compliance is mandatory.

Britain is safer for it.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Old Man's Treasure" by artist Karl Gussow.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Atlas @AnewFrost]

@fleshsimulator Glad to see you drag these weirdos out into the light

[decide @d33cide]

kind of shit jake would pull

[ἐσθλός @Esthlosian]

@Grimedark I had a similar insight when reading Le Morte d'Arthur, I realised that The Horus Heresy was a retelling of Mordred's betrayal and Arthur's death, recalled from ancestral blood memory.

[Grimdark_Enlightenment @Grimedark]

Grimdark Enlightenment Episode 20: Anglostic Front!

The Commissariat and Inquisition team up again to discuss the quintessentially Anglo roots and origins of 40k, the influence on the development of the lore, setting, and story. What values bled through the psyche of the dispossessed English writers? Why did they create a world that Britain should've made?

Download this episode free, and all our other shows, from our link in bio!

[Atlas @AnewFrost]

My god your right

[ἐσθλός @Esthlosian]

@Grimedark I had a similar insight when reading Le Morte d'Arthur, I realised that The Horus Heresy was a retelling of Mordred's betrayal and Arthur's death, recalled from ancestral blood memory.

[Atlas @AnewFrost]

Born too late to explore the new world
Born to early to explore distant stars
Born just in time to see The Troubles 2 Electric Boogaloo touch off

[𝐄𝐥 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 @ElImperialEsp]

🇮🇪🇬🇧 | 🔴 ATENCIÓN: Corren rumores (repetimos, rumores) de que grupos irlandeses paramilitares podrían salir esta madrugada a Belfast en protesta por el intento de decapitación de un nativo por parte de un somalí. Lo cierto es que civiles encapuchados están controlando accesos en las carreteras de acceso a Belfast.

[ぽいぬ @poinu_photo]

阪神の誘導馬は花壇をバイキングだと思ってる節があるw

[Evil Hag @CursedGoo]

Jerking it and driving. Car flips 30 times and explodes. My puppygirl is waiting outside my house. She waits the rest of her life. She spends 50 years waiting for me to return. She dies never knowing what happened to me. Neighbors remark on the weird dead pervert lying on my lawn