Shmang

i have no filter.

[Quoting Kellie @QuotingKellie]

"If you don't contribute to this household then you can get out." -@QuotingKellie ft. Live footage of a not helpful daughter

[Shmang @AngCuz]

@MEADEtheparents omg I love her! Cannot wait to watch this weekend!!!

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Killed a whole bag of spicy nacho Doritos while sitting on the floor of a Walgreens last night #lowpoint

[Shmang @AngCuz]

I hope watching your kids grow up is as pleasurable as watching your food bake in the oven

[Shmang @AngCuz]

If I had a comedy show I'd call it "my life" cause my life is a joke...

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Yoo I need to make like Eminem and clean out my closet 😳 #mountains #clothesonclothes

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Just drove and I kinda felt like I was in a final destination movie 😶 #swerve #neardeath

[Shmang @AngCuz]

I don't even have an income so like who do I think I am?? #brokeassbitch

[Shmang @AngCuz]

When u assess ur wallet after a night out questioning where ur cash went & then flashback to u at the bar w. friends bein like...I got dis

[Shmang @AngCuz]

When u take a bind in yoga class & your bracelets lock & actually handcuff your arms together behind your back...can't make this shit up!!

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Anyone else give a new song like 3 seconds before you decide to skip it or keep listening?

[Shmang @AngCuz]

@cfaarzliyo I agree 1000%

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Trump becomes our president on Friday 😶🆘

[Shmang @AngCuz]

Be kind and help out whoever you can. Not bc you think they'll repay you or it will give you good karma. Do it bc it's the right thing to do

[Shmang @AngCuz]

#NowPlaying tiger 🐯 vibing out to my new mini playlist ♫ https://t.co/YJX9u7W9yu

[Shmang @AngCuz]

@MEADEtheparents 😂 dead

[Shmang @AngCuz]

@MEADEtheparents you know it https://t.co/LfjWbmwv84