Angel Kester

We're all just wingin' it.

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

@Beccahelen17 BUT ARE YOU TELLING US YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF A PREGNANT BELLY YOURSELF?????????????????????????

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

@ceichelberger94 @chanelpuke Classic hahahah

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

@courtneyy_joy LOL thankYA #hicklife is best life

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Me: exactly
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Me: this

[bobby @bobby]

when you leave a store without buying anything and you didn't shoplift but you feel like they think you did

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Big morning fans

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Guys what if this whole time the giraffe isn't even pregnant she just had a large lunch????????

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Tonight I met the man who led the process of requiring egg pasteurization (aka he's the reason raw cookie dough won't give salmonella) HERO.

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

May #SuperBowlLI not distract us from the fact that the Monstars lost a 66-18 lead in 1994, making the Toon Squad the true #GOAT.

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Even if it was the worst night ever, 7:30am on night 3/3 I'll be literally the most joyful person.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Ride sharing app for piggyback rides

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Couldn't find Keith Holcomb and the Neighbors on Spotify.
#CedarvilleHauntsMe

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

DID YOU NOT LEARN YOUR LESSON WITH SCOTT'S TOTS, MICHAEL? LIES HURT. https://t.co/PTbe9OSiDq

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Four reasons I'm glad I sold my car at @CarMax

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Visitor walking out of the hospital with a puppy um where did you come from and why was it not my floor??¿

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

"…the almost impossible thing, is to hand over your whole self to Christ. But it is far easier than what we are all trying to do instead."

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

When you chart an entire assessment in the wrong column

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Shoutout to all the things we cried and begged God for this year, that today we praise Him we don't have.

[Angel Kester @AngelKester]

Jon and I are reading through the Bible this year. #EquallyYoked

[Brad Montague @thebradmontague]

A few things you'll never regret saying:
"Thank you."
"I love you."
and
"Meow's it going?" (only spoken to small animals)