Angel Moonin

saving the world one Jell-O shot at a time ll

[Angel Moonin @AngelLitster]

#viewsfromshs now available on iTunes!

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

I took a leap of faith and got into reselling.

Withdrew from my 401k and preordered 500 copies of GTA 6.

It’s the most anticipated game of all time, and when they sell out, I’ll be there waiting to corner the market. This will 2-3x by Christmas.

[USFBULLS69 @usfbulls69]

“AI is gonna take your job”

I’d like to see AI mix a shitty batch of concrete and tell the apprentice to secretly bury it in the homeowner’s garden

[** @bigguccicraigy]

tonight is for us young pretty boy vamp thot slayers that’s pushing 30

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[j nova @jnova_mp3]

kids can get gender changing surgery and take hormones n shit n every white girl ever on ssris but god forbid i eat a mf percocet

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Throwing up in the airport is so fucking rockstar. A badge of honor showing you went hard as fuck. I respect that. Some people go hiking and get matchas on Saturdays and talk about boring shit and that’s fine, but some people are dry heaving in the airport before they sit in row 29b. I love that more

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

Retail investors getting the ability to short sell during extreme fear

[xxl✩ @hatedubem]

This a lot of you niggas fr 🧏🏾‍♂️ thinking you got bread 🥖 whole time you niggas in a pickle 💯👌🏾

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Donica Lewinsky

[Wirelyss 👁️‍🗨️💫 @wirelyss]

>buy the robot
> get hired as a remote robot operator
> become your own robot
> get paid to do chores and chill in your own house
>health insurance included

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[cozy @cozymaximalist]

Grok, withdraw 40 WendysUSD, convert to McDonaldCoin. Loop it through BurgerFI, deposit stMcD and initiate a 20 piece McNugget swap.

[Alan Carroll @alancarroII]

Me at the dinner table waiting to shift the conversation to currency debasement

[litquidity @litcapital]

Her: “he’s probably thinking about other women”

Him: “how can there possibly be more PE funds in the US than McDonald’s?????”

[highprogressive🥂👁️ @highprogressive]

Crazy how incompetent Trump's administration is- focusing so much on "antifa" when this woman is the most dangerous domestic terrorist currently at large on US soil.

[Nnaemeka @Nnaemeka98]

@FearedBuck Quote of the year 🔥

[loading… @sonikudzu]

it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost

[mike @painbuiltt]

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