Angel Marie Penrod

There’s a platypus controlling me, he’s underneath the table.

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Suzanne: You’re too precious not to share with the world

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David: YOU’RE A GRANDMA

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Whitney: You’re such a troll Angel, I love it

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Leah to Carrie: You kinda suck at life

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Trevor: I'm a very busy business man.

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Apollo, to a tickling Darion: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

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Me: Should I cut my hair?
Leah: No, cause then you’ll complain just like you did with your bangs.

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Apollo: You talked to someone you don’t know?! Are you ALLOWED TO???

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Dawn: I’m a really good Teams player…as long as no one else is on the team

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Leah: Why are you wearing purple today? You’re being a little dramatic

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Tayah: No you’re not. Don’t buy those! No one should buy those!

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Wanda: If you quit tomorrow, we’ll forget you by Saturday

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Me: I love how much I influence your life
Corey: YOU NAMED MY CAT

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Apollo: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Me: No
Ari: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Me...FINE, only because two of you said it
Apollo: That's my girl!

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Carrie: Hey! Who let you in?
Me: I had to pay. Did they charge you at the door?
Carrie: No! I’m a frequent flyer

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Corey: Here’s my worm, do you remember him?

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Dawn N: I wondered if you were going to tease me about that

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Corey to Nick: Did you just…gargle vomit???

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Wanda: I accidentally shut the light off and scared myself!

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Apollo: What does this say?
Me: Raw copper
Apollo: Is that good for your body?

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Apollo: I’m going to put this in my laboratory
Me: Inventory
Apollo:…Invo-atory