Roz Conrad

Shit happens when you party naked.

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; listening to the crossover of the year. @mattrife and @jordanbpeterson what an excellent podcast episode, fellas. I didn't think I could respect/love either of you more. Then BAM! #itscomedy #bunchofsnowflakes #darkhumor

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; @mattrife is out there dropping comedic truth bombs on y'all. 🎤 #hottiegotjokes #standup #Netflix

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; I swear #NinePerfectStrangers was written based upon #TealSwan. Change my mind. #isthisacult #tellmethetruth #Documentary

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Last night, Canada honoured me with a Governor General's Award and this video. I'm not crying. It's just maple syrup. @stevenpage is a friend and legend for wasting this amazing song on me. Thank you to Her Excellency, @GGCanada, Mary Simon. #GGAwards @CanadasNAC I'm a wreck.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

HOT POCKET!

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

@LilNasX you, my good man are pure magic. #MONTERO #CallMeByYourName

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

: why is toxic dick the best kind of dick? #AskingForAFriend

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; at what age do we women stop crying over fuck boys? Asking for a friend.

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; I'm too emotionally invested in The Circle. #JoeySasso #Shooby my heart.

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; seriously have to stop eating before bed. That was a wild dream @JeffreeStar! 🔥🤤😅

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; watching @taylorswift13 on @Netflix. I feel you girl. I have more respect for you than ever. Go get 'em tiger. #MissAmericana

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; watching @jamieoliver talking about his Swedish balls and can't stop giggling. #15minutemeals #SewdishMeatBalls

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; when you use your rent money for a spa day. #facialqueen <---- dafuq?

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; I just wanna be rich enough to afford rent on time.

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; just when I think noone listens to me, FB shows me they do! #newsfeed #wtf #spys #suggested #BDSM 🤷🤦

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; six years later and I'm still habitating in an apartment. #failedgoals #FFS #adulting #20something

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; next move I make is to my own house. Bloody people have no respect in apartment buildings anymore! #ipayrent2 #SHUTUP!

[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; I'm back bitches!

[Miles Holmwood @MilesSTEREOS]

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[Roz Conrad @AngelOfDeath21]

; One day you will realize that I would have done anything for you to make your day just that much easier.