AngelTheSage

God Is Good✝️ Matthew 5:3-12 | Mark 13:31 | Antisocial | Anime | FGC | Kpop Enjoyer |

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

Yeah I mean you know what they say about Texas

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@lavrutov

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

FACTS, Only game I wish i had a console for is GTA VI and still I don't mind waiting, just gunna be hard af dodging spoilers

[dave @_SlimeDave]

Once you start gaming on PC that console shit dead ngl

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

Phranque giving Fay advantage everytime he flanks the enemy 🤜🤛

[BaD JuJu @badjujuarts]

yeaaaa whoop his ass FRANK 😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@ThanosPagkidis1

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

Who's playing GTA 6 early tomorrow?💀 #GTA6

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@solomon_ac72645 They must've fired SpongeBob

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@mrpokke W Larper

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

TGG just ended his stream, now drop GTA VI Trailer 3!

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@RockstarGames TGG!

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@themaxhuang Everyone!

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@CircolocoRecs @murdabeatz TGG!

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

FINALLY!! PLEASE MAKE THE GOAT(David) PLAYABLE 🙏

[Wuthering Waves @Wuthering_Waves]

Wuthering Waves × Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Collaboration Preview | Good morning, Solaris!

Come, wander with me through the ever-unceasing dream.

The collaboration between Wuthering Waves and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (@edgerunners) is arriving soon!
*Stay tuned for more updates from our official channels.
#WutheringWaves
#Edgerunners

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@Jake__Satoshi @Kingsman265MR Throw the game

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

How games are gonna look in 2 years if you turn DLSS off:

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@MarathonTheGame @MacticsG1

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

T-Pain bout to be all over this! Iykyk

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This upcoming game is a cozy off-road simulator where you drive through obstacles and test your driving skills!

- Bodycam view
- Extreme off-roading
- Toy-scale
- Multiplayer support

This game just looks adorable! Release date TBA.

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@SamuelDeats That's not a bug, Leon was just Aura farming as usual

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

@AshleyShay I recommend Playstation Grenade fortnite recap he does a good job! https://t.co/G0Xi7JtSSa

[AngelTheSage @AngelTheSage]

Finally, I can see my skins!

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

A new Overwatch experience is in early development ✨

Introducing Overwatch Rush– a new top-down Hero shooter set in the Overwatch universe designed specifically for mobile📱

Follow development and stay up-to-date on Discord: https://t.co/7ICC9o42Hv