Miss.Brightside

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@MEFAtweets It’s been a week and my son still cannot login to his account nor sign his loan docs. Says can’t send verification to phone. First customer service said it would be fixed in two hours and now they’re just telling me it’s a known issue and keep trying. Makes zero sense at all!

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@BHS_Boys_Track @BHSAthletics @Jordanpaul2026 And thank you for being such a supportive, encouraging coach through it all, I know it probably wasn’t always easy lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

Best of luck to our Track State Finalist!
Jordan Paul 110H
Ava Kelley 100m, Long Jump, 4x100
Addy Luff High Jump, 4x100
Whitney Shoup 110h, 4x100
Irie Squires 4x100
Abby Orr 4x100 @aaronhancock14
@@Jordanpaul2026 @AvaEKelley21
@W_Shoup @BHSAthletics @bhs_main

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

🚨⚡State Qualifier 🚨⚡
Jordan Paul
110h
Congratulations to Jordan Paul finishing second in the 110 hurdles and qualifying for his third state finals @BHSAthletics @bhs_main

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

⚡ Sectional Champion ⚡
Congratulations Jordan Paul
300h champion @BHSAthletics @bhs_main

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

🚨 Sectional Champion 🚨
Jordan Paul 110H
14.85
@BHSAthletics @bhs_main

[Boonville Pioneer Athletics @BHSAthletics]

Congratulation to these 29 senior athletes for being named to Academic All Conference Team for Fall Sports. Go Pioneers!

[Boonville Pioneer Athletics @BHSAthletics]

Congratulations to these 21 senior athletes for being named academic all conference for spring sports. Go Pioneers!

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

Congratulations to Jordan Paul your 110 m hurdle PAC conference champion.
@BHSAthletics @bhs_main

[BHS Boys and Girls Track @BHS_Boys_Track]

Congratulations to Jordan Paul, Your 110 and 300M Hurdle Pocket Athletic Conference champion!

[Kyle Sokeland @kylesokeland]

Boonville High School signings

Addison Aigner - USI 📣
Maya Cobb - Wabash Valley ⚽️
Axton Hudson - Hanover 🏈
Caden Jamison - Franklin ⚾️
Ava Kelley - Eastern Illinois 🏃‍♀️
Mason Mills - Vincennes ⛳️
Jordan Paul - Hanover 🏈 🏃

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@alf_e @hey_ze @MattWallace888 Pretty sure the one on the phone is Kaitlyn Collins.

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@Eng_china5 Hell yeah Keshanti

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@YourAnonTV Well isn’t this rich 🙄

[JordanPaul08 @Jordanpaul2026]

I’m very thankful for this opportunity to play football and run track at the next level. Thanks to Coach Theo and the rest of the staff, I get to continue playing football. Thanks to Coach Richard I get to continue my track career as well. I’m grateful for my friends, family, teammates, teachers, and coaches who have supported me and my decisions and I’m excited to see what this path does for us. I love you all! #commited #hanover #gopanthers

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@WhiteHouse The jokes write themselves

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@mCasual1 @grok @actingliketommy I think you broke him

[Miss.Brightside @Angel_ahhhh]

@lainerdb @ElOlamJAmc @sahouraxo @grok Yea this is super weird