Angela Altzner

"the only time I set the bar low is for limbo"

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Me: “ugh i hate attention”
also me: *confidently wears a shirt with picture of myself on it*

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

I can't calm down because I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I'm ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@saturniansoftie @geegmoreno Hello my fashionistas I’d like to see them pls!!

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@_notBen The pic 😭

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@BrittanyPatraka 👏thank you👏 that was def their problem, not mine lol

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

I hope this makes its way to the bartender in Philly that responded to my request for a dirty Shirley with “sorry, I don’t have kids stuff here”

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@melmrz @Allegiant I’ve been on hold 6.5 hours now

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Just how I wanted to spend my Friday! On hold with @Allegiant while I’m on vacation 😍

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@benbathbeyond i mean, true

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Back with another inside look at the Altzner family group chat: Holiday edition

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@_notBen

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Lmk why our office still has day of field trip vibes before our work conference lol

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@benbathbeyond ugh yes & Im clearly way too invested!!

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Does anyone think maybe Dr. Joe & Brendan had a plan in place together? To string Natasha along until Pieper got there & then Natasha wouldn’t be committed when Dr. Joe got there..🤔🤔 #bachelorinparadiseabc

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Update: I’m a rising libra, not a rising cancer. Please excuse me while i deal with this identity crisis

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

My mom just told me she’s had my birth time wrong this whole time. No wonder my co-star app has been leading me astray 😤😤

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@argienotrg LOLL okay so i think it’s actually going to be handled now, but they should have clarified that before the cancellation text

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

Okay, I think I’m done leasing

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

when you set alarms every 5 minutes

[Angela Altzner @AngelaAltzner]

@geegmoreno Omg the dyson looks soooo nice