Angela Bernazani

Sarcasm as a second language.

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Tonight’s entertainment brought to you by that one white girl from high school that you still follow, her controversial status, and the comment section

#karensgonewild

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Folks often wonder why millennials are so anxious and depressed but y’all…I don’t think we stood a chance after they killed Mufasa.

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

The literally tens of thousands of people in food lines around DC will be happy to know, thanks.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Dow Jones industrial average reaches 30,000 points for the first time in history https://t.co/4isNogh1Uy

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

But is there a worse feeling than when you see your husband turn off his game console, and you think he’s done playing video games...only for him to turn on his other game console?

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

I thought I was bad at losing, but this is some serious next level shit by T*ump. When I lose at Mariocart I don’t fucking demand Jonathan to program a hack for my carts speed.

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Most secure election but also rigged?? Sorry booboo you can’t have it both ways.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

For years the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been. Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever. Actually this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Hurricane Zeta is what we used to call large swaths of blondes roaming around campus on Saturday nights.

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

@joshgad Brought my absentee ballot to the registrars office and dropped it in the secure box in their office. Super easy, took 2 minutes. Tracked it when I got home. Alexandria, VA has always made it easy to vote, we’re very lucky!

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I dreamed a dream they let me moderate the presidential debate. And you were there, @PattiLuPone… #IfDonaldGotFired 🎶

[Kamau M. Marshall @kamaumarshall]

My President.

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

I don’t know if it’s a Trump effect or if I’m just becoming the old, cynical grandma that I was born to be...

But I was NOT this bitter 4 years ago.

[TJ Ducklo @TDucklo]

savage

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

HERE’S WHY I’M AN UNDECIDED VOTER

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Cut. His. Fucking. Mic.

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

I stole this from Facebook:

"At the debate Tuesday Biden should start every response by looking at Chris Wallace and say, “Well that’s the 750 dollar question, isn’t it?”"

[Senator Amy Klobuchar @SenAmyKlobuchar]

Watch my entire response to Senator Ted Cruz about the Supreme Court vacancy:

[ℓινι @ohhbee]

How do I click “I’ve been registered to vote since I was 18 please stop harassing me” on all platforms

[Vanita Gupta @vanitaguptaCR]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

[Angela Bernazani @AngelaFiori91]

Fat chance but one can hope.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is what Senator Lindsey Graham, the current Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, said back in 2018. Let's see if he has an ounce of integrity left and will keep his word.

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

We’re shutting this country down if Trump and McConnell try to ram through an appointment before the election.