Angela D. Garvin

I grant wishes...as every good EA/PA should. My superpowers: 1. I can find anything. 2. I can spot the Pit before the Fall. 3. I grok time travel.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

5:00 p.m. Eastern tonight! The last episode of Series 21 oh Taskmaster, with Kumail Nanjiani.
@kumailn Dude, I don't know whether or not you'll win, but I sure am pulling for you and we've had a blast watchin'.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

God Bless a man brave enough to speak truth with his head on the chopping block.
@StephenAtHome
Thank you Sir.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

HOLY SMOKES: Stephen Colbert is spending what may be some of his FINAL shows absolutely unloading on Trump and the entire “America First” performance machine.

Just straight-up rage, satire, and scorched-earth mockery from someone who clearly realizes the exit sign is already lit.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@allenanalysis I've been seeing a phrase of late that tells me tweets are malfunctioning.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@Drax_Neel Well, he did a better job as POTUS.
Plus, he's a better father, he's a better husband, he's better man, and he's better looking.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

Hey family. So...
It's been 4 years since we lost Michael. I may not've been his last wife, but I'm here to tell you, I loved him. He was as he'd say, "Good People".
Hence...

Dear Mike,
Thanks Man. 'Twas a blast.
And by the bye, your daughter remains first class.
Love -Angela

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@andy_lion007 I'm so appreciative that, in a country where now the people who disagree with you might actually harm you (and, God help us all, be then actually praised in some circles) that you have the heart, the courage, and the call of duty to say something.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@841920Meema6 @allenanalysis We don't want the creature dead. We want him impeached, so his train of bozos go with him. Get going on that please!

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@JPC4USA @allenanalysis Hence the fact that they voted for you.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@ShahnKhalfan @allenanalysis Wake up people! You've already let him destroy too much.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@Self_Identified @allenanalysis Oh my goodness! Thank you!
We were deathly afraid he was serious.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@jen63pct @allenanalysis And the morbidly tolerant holders of opposing opinions.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@sire_lamar @allenanalysis Bless your hearts, you poor mindless minions.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@allenanalysis Poor old codger.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@allenanalysis $400 million. Oh. I know. The president remembered he owes about $465 million due to his criminal convictions. Since he can't afford it, he cares nothing for the American people, we'll pay. What's worse we'll have to pay to rip it out once someone with taste winds up President.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@StephenKing Well said.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Dick Van Dyke turned 100 years old a few months ago and is no longer allowed to play with LEGOs.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@Deplorable_9999 @HQNewsNow Well said.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Marjorie Taylor Greene says after Trump called her a “traitor,” her children received serious death threats.

She reached out to Trump directly.

He told her she’s at fault if her son is killed.

The President of the United States told a sitting congresswoman her child’s death would be her own fault.

Let that sentence sit with you.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: The Senate just voted 52-47 to let Trump bomb Iran without Congressional approval.

The Founders gave war powers to Congress for one reason:

To make sure no single man could start a war alone.

That protection just died in the Senate.

[Angela D. Garvin @AngelaGarvin]

@allenanalysis Well, our guys are the most likely suspects, judging from their track record.
Jeepers! Remember when we used to be the good guys?