Angela Patmore

Author with teeth

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

Petition: Call a General Election https://t.co/GutSk6A9VU

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

@Number10cat Anything wrong with Labradors? Owen Parsnip's Dog Revolutionary Army has quite a few.

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@JamesCleverly Lucky them. Patients trying to get an appointment in Halstead are like bargain hunters at a sale. Practice in meltdown.

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@boriscope Dear Mr Boris. I can bite British bottoms over here but not Brussels bottoms over there. Owen Parsnip.

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Dear Mr Boris. I can bite British Bottoms over here but not Brussels bottoms over there. So I'm for Brexit.

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@billborrows @YouTube Ta Bill. A choir in Essex is going to learn the anthem and somebody on Facebook thinks it's Eurovision material.

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My name is Owen Parsnip. Just told my 1500 Facebook Friends about you sending balloons over here to scare me badly.

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Could UNUM please STOP putting labels in garment necks? They irritate the skin and can raise weals but removing them damages the garment.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

Can Next please STOP putting labels in garment necks? They irritate the skin and can raise weals but removing them damages the garment.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

Could M & S please STOP putting labels in garment necks? They irritate the skin and can raise weals but removing them damages the garment.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

Many police dogs have died protecting police handlers. How contemptible that North Wales Police should run down a terrified dog on the A55.

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Foie gras: Cruel and illegal – yet the Commission continues to take no action. We need to #EndTheCageAge http://t.co/GS1JbK78OG

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

@paraicobrien Forget Russell Brand. THE DOG REVOLUTION by Owen Parsnip, now on Amazon. More genuinely controversial.

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What does an actor fear the most? It's behind you... HARROWING HAMLET (Amazon) is about the actor's job and status in the theatre. Scary.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

@The_Lowry What does an actor fear the most? It's behind you... HARROWING HAMLET, available from Amazon.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

@swkplay What does an actor fear the most? It's behind you. HARROWING HAMLET, available from Amazon. Shudder now.

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

@swkplay Never mind Dogfight. Seen THE DOG REVOLUTION by Owen Parsnip? On Amazon and coming to a lamp post near you

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THE DOG REVOLUTION by Owen Parsnip. Find out what dogs are all pee-mailing one another about. Seriously, we could be in trouble here...

[Angela Patmore @AngelaPatmore]

Dogs are all pee-mailing one another about the coming revolution. THE DOG REVOLUTION. Author Owen Parsnip says so.

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@drphilhammond

Hi Dr Phil
The 'stress' industry has grown by 804%, without regulation or success. Yet critics like me are 'controversial'.