Angela Wood

What wood Angela do?

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

@Grubhub why is no one answering chat? And there’s no option to email you? #DoBetter

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

@nytimes where’d my Wordle stats go? 😭😭😭 I’m logged in even. Been playing everyday. GONE.

[Downdetector @downdetector]

User reports indicate https://t.co/C8OzLvJnQN is having problems since 2:45 PM EDT. https://t.co/hIt9uXRHnX RT if you're also having problems #Walmart.comdown

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I told my parents that sometimes I take a mental health day and don't go to work and you would have thought I told them I do hard drugs in back alleys at night

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Elizabeth Bennet is a stronger woman than I am, because if a guy I’d rejected caught me touring his house I would jump into his lake and keep going until I made it to the ocean.

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, I heard that you can get hearing aids over the counter. (Or did I?) #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, do I take up quilting? Crochet? Needlepoint? Is it assigned to me or do I choose? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, do I stop getting pedicures and start going to the podiatrist? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, when does my big chin hair come in? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, when does my nose start running endlessly? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, which is better— @AdvilRelief or @tylenol? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m forty, I’m pleased to share that not only do I have an upstairs heating pad and a downstairs heating pad but also an ergonomically shaped one specifically for my back. #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Now that I’m 40, when does the @werthers_orig fairy start visiting? Do they just start appearing in my handbag now? #thisis40

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

@SchumacherMick my daughter wants you to come to dinner. What night are you free?

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Hey @RealHughJackman! I’m here for the 7pm show tonight and I’d love meet you! Seat S119 - come find me!

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Anyone know a jewelry company with similar vibes since @KendraScott doesn’t believe in size inclusivity? I’d love a set like this that fits my chubby fingers. Kthnx. #fatisbeautyifultoo #sizeinclusivity #plussizegirls

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

@panerabread what’s the point of your fancy labels if you don’t use them? -Mom with six unlabeled sandwiches to go through

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

If y’all go bulk buy lentils and I can’t find any so that I have to spend my bus money on REAL meat, I’m going to be upset.

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal:

➡️ Take the bus
➡️ Don’t buy in bulk
➡️ Try lentils instead of meat
➡️ Nobody said this would be fun https://t.co/HGJEoXL5ZZ

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

Crunchy peanut butter is better than smooth.

[Angela Wood @AngelaWoodWhat]

The end of #Hawkeye was really the best part. #icoulddothisallday