Angela Merkel (not)

Ex-fake Chancellor of Germany, banned by Twitter and now upgraded to @Queen_Europe

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Toasting JP Morgan with a round of Suffering Bastards. #Friday #Eurohorror

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@darioperkins Herzliche Willkommen. AMx

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Nick Clegg called to offer advice. Turns out he's lost 97% of his followers as well.

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Welcomed @MatinaStevis to #Eurohorror at the Chancellery. I think she's dressed up as @spignal. #friday

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And here's Michael Flatley dressed as an Irish referendum. #Eurohorror

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Jamie Dimon's turned up dressed as himself. #Eurohorror

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Mario's going as a zombie bank. No need for a costume.

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#Eurohorror fancy dress at the Chancellery tonight. I'm going as Voldemort.

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More new mail from @D_Strauss_Kahn.

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Text from David: "OMG FFS LOL DC"

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Running a massive cheeseburger hedge in case @EVenizelos pulls this thing off.

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@fraeulein_tessa Großen Kuss. AMx

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Lightly grilled London Whale for breakfast. #JPM

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It's Chill Out Everybody, I'm Still In Charge Friday. Wearing an ill-considered synthetic trading position.

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I think Wolfgang's been gambling again. Caught him stuffing $2bn into a safe at the Finance Ministry.

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@FGoria Twitter has gone mad this week.

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Passed the Greek mandate to Jamie Dimon. #Losing

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Put in a call to Alexis Tsipras, but he was busy having his cake and eating it.

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Papoulias on the line, dazed & confused as usual. Suggested he pass the mandate to @EfiEfthimiou. #Greece

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Athens update. Formation of government about as likely as Obama / Biden getting married in exploding underpants.