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Life in and around London

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

You don’t understand the stranglehold this Nescafé Gold Blend advert had on the UK because of Anthony Head (long before he was in Buffy)

[Morgan Jeffery @morganjeffery]

A quick story about Anthony Head.

He was of my earliest interviews as an entertainment journalist. It was GILES… from BUFFY. I was nervous.

Towards the end of our conversation, I dried up and forgot my next question… (1/2)

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

#Croydon #Carpark closure
https://t.co/h5axK4r0KM

[Jason Haider @jason__haider]

Deftly avoiding in-flight collisions while navigating the space around them, the keen ability of honey bees to craft harmonious, interlacing flight patterns is stunning. For a great study reconstructing their three-dimensional flight trajectories, enjoy: https://t.co/X6bGiusYJ6

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

Dandyfloss

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

Words for the Weekend 🥳

Pick your winner ⭐️

A B
C D

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[ACE LIPS - Comedy & Events @acelipsevents]

Live near @RochdaleTown and fancy seeing @GaryDelaney ? Check this out ! A night of laughs is guaranteed #rochdale #laughs #Puns #jokes @VisitRochdale https://t.co/qDILYnNfGD

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

@Harvey741 You both thought of the same joke. Which is fine - as long as you're not encroaching on his patch

[Jonathan Harvey @Harvey741]

Did Gary Delaney steal my joke or did I unwittingly steal his or did we both maybe just happen to think of the same joke?

[CLOSEUP COMEDY @closeupcomedyuk]

GARY DELANEY IS COMING TO WARWICK CASTLE! 🏰

Gary is widely regarded as being the most quotable one-liner comic in the country. He will be opening Sunday night inside the iconic courtyard of Warwick Castle!

https://t.co/Aq88uOKO55

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

Was there one particular book that first made you fall in love with reading? 📚✨

[ange1ina @ange1ina]

Book review: How to Innovate - An Ancient Guide to Creative Thinking by @ArmandDAngour @goodreads
#ancient #Greek #Aristotle #innovation #amreading https://t.co/aHBMM4PdtJ

[Fairfield Halls @fairfield_halls]

**NEW ON SALE**

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🎼 Kalasetu - Building Cultural Bridges
📅 Sun 24 Mar 2024
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@pagravdanceco @SubrangArts

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

@whoelsebutalf Got this one in my X-mail, thanks! Though I'd already seen it on my other account...

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

Using just the Power of my Mind, I can tell if you had Profiteroles for Tea last night.
I'm Eclair-voyant.

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

@whoelsebutalf Now just sit back and see if any profiteroles in from your special skill

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

Gary in Punderland 377, 1 to go. Back @crescenttheatre York again. Another great crowd. A small arts centre on a monday with a 730 start shouldn’t be this filthy a crowd but it was and that was excellent. Ace support was from Alun Cochrane.

[ange1ina @ange1ina]

To calculate your #rizz quotient, award points on a scale of 1-10 per category @OxUniPress
1 physrizz-physical #attractiveness
2 bizrizz– how you rate according to your #occupation
3 desrizz –how you rate according to #postcode
4 quiz rizz– how good you are at #onlyconnect

[wordsmith @Angela_blogger]

@SinghLions How did he get up the tree in the first place?