Angel😇😇🧈

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

i hate it when older people ask me, “so you cannot greet?”
Bro, i’m tired! The last thing on my mind is to greet you. You too greet me first since you fancy greetings so much or leave my front please

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

Age shaming is so funny.

Why are you shaming me for living long…. are you planning on dying early?

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

nobody:
not a soul:
me laying like this for no reason:

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The smell of this drug

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

Today’s a public holiday, most are at home relaxing or just having fun. Guess who are denied of doing such? The children kidnapped in Oyo, Borno and now Kogi. It’s almost a month with no food, proper care or shelter.

Pls Bring Them Home 🙏🏾

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"You didn't buy turkey today"

Madam put egg, teeth dey pain me

[Angel😇😇🧈 @Angelbaibyy]

@yaoiilogist Name please

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

The kind of joke you laugh at to pass exam.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

me at someone’s house fighting for my life not to put my legs up on their couch

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

When you begin to think of the layers of misogyny and sexism that has plagued our society for years, you’ll feel like crying.

It just occurred to me that for YEARS! There was propaganda on women who sold food and had a good customer base. They were accused of washing their privates inside food, movies were made on how they collect water used to bathe corpses in mortuaries to cook and sell, and that’s why they always had customers.

We never saw this for any businesses that men dominated. It’s terrible.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Tinubu is extremely wicked .

[Baba-Oja @Lildon_dammy]

I need a job. Not just for money, but for stability, direction, and to feel like I’m actually moving forward in life

[𝔁𝓸 @hushatlas]

I air accidentally and just keep airing out of shame

[soph @_brumxx]

Why do you even need to suffer before you understand basic human empathy 🫠