I had hoped motherhood would of bestowed the gift upon me to wrap presents beautifully and gracefully in the toy story paper i hunted down and yet they all look like they’ve been wrapped by my blobby
As an avid romantasy reader I have grown to realise I have no interest once the enemies to lovers arc is fulfilled and its just romance. I need more plot in the 10,000 pages of zodiac academy to sustain me, im convinced no one has ever finished this series. Darius Acrux tho.
First baby sensory class today and it was actual hell. I got the Adanola BMW mums who knew baby sign language.. they were perfect, full on glowing. I read my child faerie smut and sing Les Mis, I need an “enthusiasm for mums” book, a blowdry & a mounjaro prescription pls.
Ive started Greys Anatomy as 21 seasons should sustain my maternity leave. Mcdreamy is annoying af and not dreamy and the docs are all shit cause all their patients die but other than that i love it.
Since becoming a mum I’ve loved discovering new ways to become overstimulated, the number 1 reason being mid 3am nappy change and you reach for a singular wipe out the packet and 50 come out in a line of buntin. It makes me want to burn the world.
Life is so unfair, thats so unbelievably sad I have no words. Hope the club, the city and the world surround that poor family with endless amounts of love and support. What a lovely and incredibly talented man. Jota ♥️
The rage I feel watching my partner take 30 seconds to fall asleep blissfully whilst im fighting for my life in front of the window and the fan heavily preggo in this heat is immense, I cannot
Pregnancy + Pelvic Girdle Pain + The Flu + House is a construction site + a 2 week heatwave… im gonna go into labour well before my due date, the stressss, I’d like to move to a newbuild in Antartica and I want something that isnt fucking paracetamol so I can feel 10% more alive
An adult problem I never knew that would get me so pissed off is random people dumping their shit in a skip that youve paid for and its always stuff that cant go in the skip
Anyone else decide to do house renovations and turn their gaff to complete chaos 2 months before having a baby? He he he i want to scream and drink wine x