Angelito

God speed

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when the therapist tryna talk about my avoidance issues so i lowk gotta ghost them too.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Miilato @miiilato]

it’s funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Are you desperate because she’s bad or is she bad because you’re desperate

stay with me now

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me losing interest instead of getting jealous

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

-No girlfriend
-Gym 5x a week
-Same 3 friends
-One delusional crush
-8hrs work
-Life is good

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Me after liking her story of her dog instead of the one with her t*ttys out so she thinks I'm a gentleman

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Me watching my ex ruin her life just to make me "jealous"

[🃏 @llMcbucketsll]

Girl I been plotting on liked my story

[TyphlosionX @NotAlexOnX]

All your local scalpers at the next Pokémon restock.

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you accidentally socialized on the weekend and now you have to disappear for the next 3 months

[Miilato @miiilato]

“she's perfect, i think she's the one”

me after 3 months:

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

[Sunil Rao @memer_mitron]

When you’ve been acting distant on purpose and they finally say “I don’t think this is gonna work out”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Someone’s mad you’re not suffering like they hoped. Keep disappointing them

[k @alfkkifine]

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

[Sunil Rao @memer_mitron]

When the girl you been losing feelings for finally gives you a reason to leave her

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing interest instead of getting jealous

[• @yducknow]

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today