@Nike when i do runs with my apple watch they don’t update my plan progress in the nike run club app so it looks like i’ve made no progress on my marathon training - could you help me out?
I hate when you open up and tell someone you struggle with something and then they proceed to say “why don’t you try x,y,z?!?” like.... I have struggled with this my entire life. you don’t think i’ve tried the whole alphabets worth of solutions??? #pleasestoptalking#vent
Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs
I used to think of myself as a tough person but as I get older i’m realizing how naive I was. I am actually a suuuper sensitive person. hahaha crazy how you can still learn new things about yourself 24 years later.